Sixy Tixting and Why I'm Still Single at Fifty: Rancid Trolls and Crappy Rapping, Skateboarding Sex Pests and Boys' Night Banter - How They Revived the Badger Badges Industry Worldwide . . .

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This is, obviously, the proposed title for my thesis in support of my Diploma in Expertness . . .

Nah, I'm a purist Schady, none of your almond witchery. Plain buttery croissants only.
Also, I'm a lover, not a fighter

Confused by Ashley. Why did she let Troy caress her lower stomach? DH said he was like a fumbling 14 year old. Had to have words with DH about his 14 yr old self.

@Fannybawz live that accent.Ive had a very busy day at school and you’ve given me a real belly laugh. Thank you.

Love not live obvs.

Fannybaws brilliant accent !and username !, think I’ve def watched too much can now detect a Perth accent as opposed to Melbourne

For those who are getting bored - believe me it is worth sticking with - it's gold by the end!!

Agree with @BloggersBlog. Fast forward through a few boring episodes if you must but you definitely want to stick with it.

If any of them say "INTENSE" (or "INTINZ" ) again , I may scream.

I think Sarah is being really unreasonable to expect Telv to move in with her straightaway. I mean he's got a job and a life of his own! Waggling that ring on her finger doesn't mean they're literally married. I'm sure I saw Telv gulp when she said that!

@Benjispruce2

Love not live obvs.

Nope - "live" that accent is spot on, Benji

I'm a lover, not a fighter

Same here - but I'll fight for those love, and that includes almond croissants.

(Sarah looks like she has borrowed Tracey's new top off TF and dyed it.)

SO hoping that the Boys Night footage is shown.

My word!

These girls are LOUD aren't they? Or is it me? Am I getting ole and grumpy?

@SchadenfreudePersonified

SO hoping that the Boys Night footage is shown.

Ooh yes!!

I hope they do too.

Let's watch Thumbface squirm out of that one...and Tracey make excuses for him

He looks like he would happily punch her in the throat . . .

Schaden that would be the season finale

"You're very quiet"

"I just don't want to say the wrong thing" - TF is feelings very badly done to.

Thumbface is getting more and more angry . . . this isn't supposed to happen . . .he's said he's sorry - that should be the end of it, because he wants it to be the end of it.

He's drawn a line under all of his bad behaviour, so everybody else should too.

Thumbface is looking very red faced 🥵

I wonder what the waiters think of this lot? I'd love to hear the conversation in the kitchens.

'Expert' John's hair is extra spiky tonight

John's being very shifty

I thought that, Claudia

Sarah is putting way too much pressure on Telv....she really should cut him some slack and give him a bit of time ☹️

Sarah may well push him away with her unreasonable demands. Poor Telv.

Sarah is so insecure 😟
Poor girl