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Sixy Tixting and Why I'm Still Single at Fifty: Rancid Trolls and Crappy Rapping, Skateboarding Sex Pests and Boys' Night Banter - How They Revived the Badger Badges Industry Worldwide . . .

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/09/2020 12:56

This is, obviously, the proposed title for my thesis in support of my Diploma in Expertness . . .

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StayClosePooky · 15/09/2020 20:28

This is a yawn fest. How much longer is the series? I can't be doing with this faff for much longer.

I don't blame ash though, you can see her repulsion when she looks at him.

EstuaryBird · 15/09/2020 20:28

TF really can’t handle it when people don’t follow the script that he has in his head.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/09/2020 20:30

And there he goes . . .talking his way out of it . . . blaming everyone except himself . . .

Look at his face . . .patient martyrdom . . what has he done to deserve this? He's tried so hard and this mad bitch is just harping on the past . . .

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Eaumyword · 15/09/2020 20:34

What is James Mcavoy doing in Australia with long hair and a guitar?!

ClaudiaAndTheCauldron · 15/09/2020 20:35

Thank you @Eaumyword for explaining the doily outfit Tracey is wearing.

Troy needs to stop lunging at Ashley! Poor girl.

I'm glad Tracey is giving Thumbface a hard time. The twit keeps shaking his head and rolling his eyes though. He's not taking what she says seriously at all.

ClaudiaAndTheCauldron · 15/09/2020 20:39

@Eaumyword

James Mcavoy has to take time out from acting due to social distancing and COVID-19. He can no longer play one of the X-Men or be in Northern Lights.
He has got himself a gig playing guitar and singing on beaches in Australia Grin

Eaumyword · 15/09/2020 20:40

Schady's right again, Dean's being so patient and kind, explaining things in extra simple language for her, but she still isn't understanding the truth as he explains it Hmm

SillyCow6 · 15/09/2020 20:43

Troy's pickle is expecting a tickle after his poem being "soo good"

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/09/2020 20:44

Ashley deserves all she gets . . .

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/09/2020 20:47

Tracey shouldn't keep picking on Troy.

He's said he's sorry.

He didn't even sh*g DaviNA- And what man hasn't offered his wife to every bloke in the room on a Boys' Night? It's what men do. He's a man. he isn't going to apologise for being manly. A manly man who does man stuff because he's a man.

He's done his best, but honestly, what more can a bloke do?

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/09/2020 20:49

And the Award for the Most Obviously Insincere Apology by Thick-Necked Red-Faced Tosser, goes to . . .

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GlummyMcGlummerson · 15/09/2020 20:49

Another boring episode, but my colleague promises me that the last few episodes are the best.

Why does Tracey look different in every episode?!

Sunbird24 · 15/09/2020 20:51

@GlummyMcGlummerson it does, stick with it...

Eaumyword · 15/09/2020 20:52

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Tracey shouldn't keep picking on Troy.

He's said he's sorry.

He didn't even sh*g DaviNA- And what man hasn't offered his wife to every bloke in the room on a Boys' Night? It's what men do. He's a man. he isn't going to apologise for being manly. A manly man who does man stuff because he's a man.

He's done his best, but honestly, what more can a bloke do?

He even lives in Manly, Schady Grin
Sunbird24 · 15/09/2020 20:52

I mean it does get better, sorry it’s been a long day!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/09/2020 20:52

I take it all back.

It's been worth watching for Thumbface's "I'm a good bloke, me, and what I'm saying is the truth because I've stopped telling lies . . . "

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/09/2020 20:54

He even lives in Manly, Schady

Well, there you go Eau.

No wonder he's overflowing with manliness.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/09/2020 20:57

I think we have something amazing = I've never met a woman so easily taken in by my lies

I'm sick of the partying world = young women are starting to laugh at me when I try to chat them up

I want my wife to be taking care of our kids = that way I can go out on the p*ss and not have any responsibilities

RUN, TRACEY, RUN LIKE THE WIND!

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Destinysdaughter · 15/09/2020 20:57

Tracey' s smile is so weird, I don't know if she's swallowing it or if it's her lips?

GlummyMcGlummerson · 15/09/2020 20:58

WTF!!!!

Dean: "If we have children, you will be expected to do all the hard work because you're a woman. I'll probably be in the pub while you're struggling with night feeds, then moan if you speak to me when I come in. Hey, I'm just old fashioned".

Tracey: "Wow you're so serious about commitment".

I am totally judging Tracey now for being thick as fuck. If she goes away and has children to him she's a fool

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/09/2020 20:59

I really, really think we have to try and give this a go = It's $200/day ffs! For doing nothing but scr*w you and talk behind your back! You think I'm going to give that up in a hurry?

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riotlady · 15/09/2020 21:00

@GlummyMcGlummerson

Another boring episode, but my colleague promises me that the last few episodes are the best.

Why does Tracey look different in every episode?!

I assume all the gloop in her face keeps shifting around. I think someone said ages ago that she’s dissolved all the filler now- am dying to know what she looks like now but too scared to google in case I come across spoilers!
SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/09/2020 21:01

@GlummyMcGlummerson

WTF!!!!

Dean: "If we have children, you will be expected to do all the hard work because you're a woman. I'll probably be in the pub while you're struggling with night feeds, then moan if you speak to me when I come in. Hey, I'm just old fashioned".

Tracey: "Wow you're so serious about commitment".

I am totally judging Tracey now for being thick as fuck. If she goes away and has children to him she's a fool

And yet her DD lives with her ex. How is that being "traditional"?

(Not criticising this arrangement - just wondering about the cognitive dissonance . . . Hmm)

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NowYouListenToMeFella · 15/09/2020 21:14

I am only seeing dean and Tracey on the boat now. Someone had the nerve to call to my house to visit me. Then a friend rang the second they went out the door to hash out why a man has just dumped her.

GlummyMcGlummerson · 15/09/2020 21:15

So I messaged my colleague who's seen all the episodes and asked her to send me a picture of Tracey now that doesn't shows spoilers in it. Et voila. I can tell she's dissolved her filler and looks 100x better

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