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MAFS - Strictly Come DARVO - who will be gaslighting who tonight?

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 02/09/2020 19:46

Sorry - miserable title, but I just noticed we were nearly out of thread.

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LarkDescending · 04/09/2020 18:37

@GeorgieTheGorgeousGoat

Can someone please remind me of Sarah’s past?
She became pregnant at 37 with twins by a partner who then dumped her as being “from the wrong side of the tracks”. She continued the pregnancy but then very sadly suffered separate miscarriages of both twins.
GeorgieTheGorgeousGoat · 04/09/2020 18:43

Oh gosh yes I remember now. Poor woman Sad

Verdita73 · 04/09/2020 18:58

[quote Thecobwebsarewinning]Just found this. It struck a chord with me!

www.theurbanlist.com/melbourne/a-list/60-thoughts-we-had-during-last-nights-episode-of-married-at-first-sight[/quote]
Everyone following this thread and series should read this . Grin

Destinysdaughter · 04/09/2020 19:32

God Sarah looks so much better without those ridiculously over made up lips!

Destinysdaughter · 04/09/2020 19:33

Those breakfasts are bloody huge!!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/09/2020 19:34

[quote Thecobwebsarewinning]Just found this. It struck a chord with me!

www.theurbanlist.com/melbourne/a-list/60-thoughts-we-had-during-last-nights-episode-of-married-at-first-sight[/quote]
Thanks fr this link cobwebs a couple of them had me rolling!

Grin
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SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/09/2020 19:35

Hell's teeth!

Those plates are overflowing!

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/09/2020 19:37

Poor Gabrielle!

She should not have been compelled to stay another week.

She shouldn't offer any friendly ice-breakerseither.

He isn't worth it.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/09/2020 19:38

It's NOT POOR TROY!

He's a GIT!!!

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/09/2020 19:40

This was one of my favourites cobwebs

"Jo: “I need to know why you paired us together.” Love Experts: “Well. You’re fifty something, he’s fifty something. You both drive a car, you both know someone who has a sister and when you were born you had the same eye colour.”

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/09/2020 19:42

DON'T YOU DARE APOLOGISE. GABRIELLE!

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LarkDescending · 04/09/2020 19:44

I wish I could unsee Nasser in his bedtime trunks.

Emmy2020 · 04/09/2020 19:47

Lord Farquaad expects Gabrielle to apologise to him!???

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/09/2020 19:49

Nasser is so full of sh*t!

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/09/2020 19:50

How wonderful it is to be back with a bullying, gaslighting bumhole.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/09/2020 20:03

Thumbface isn't wearing socks.

Spoonface from the last series didn't wear socks.

Is this a sign of psychopathy?

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ClaudiaAndTheCauldron · 04/09/2020 20:12

Schaden I second the 'no sock' theory.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/09/2020 20:14

Stop defending/protecting him.

Let HIM explain what happened that week.

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LarkDescending · 04/09/2020 20:15

“Justin looks great in his suit” - no, Carly, he looks as though he’s got dressed out of the discount bin at the men’s outfitters.

Emmy2020 · 04/09/2020 20:16

@LarkDescending 😂

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/09/2020 20:17

I expect to see "socklessness and its relationship to misogynistic bstardy" fully described in the medical books very soon, Claudia*.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/09/2020 20:18

@LarkDescending

“Justin looks great in his suit” - no, Carly, he looks as though he’s got dressed out of the discount bin at the men’s outfitters.
Just what I thought - he looks what he is. A pr*ck.
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ClaudiaAndTheCauldron · 04/09/2020 20:19

Is it me or is Justin dressed like a gangster from Bugsy Malone??

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/09/2020 20:19

Looking forward to Thumbface trying to call out Telv.

Tosser.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/09/2020 20:20

@ClaudiaAndTheCauldron

Is it me or is Justin dressed like a gangster from Bugsy Malone??
Acting his shoe size, not his age.

There are a few "arrested development" blokes this series.

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