MAFS - Strictly Come DARVO - who will be gaslighting who tonight?

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Sorry - miserable title, but I just noticed we were nearly out of thread.

If we have to see Justin in his fishnet type top I don't know if I can continue watching. His soft body on display.

Oh god are we about to see Justin in a thong?! 🤢🤢🤢🤢 NB not Aussie thong which is a flip flop

He asks all the kids ...Would you like some red sauce on your ice cream it’s the same colour as my face?

Now why does this not surprise me . . . ?

Love that the lady in the lingerie shop was just like “oh you’re working on intimacy issues? Yes, I have precisely the underwear for that”

Ok how much does Telv actually go to the gym??

@awaynboilyurheid

Oh dear god watching Justin snog Carly In front of the judges to prove he can , was horrific And then the coaching scene!, it should all have had a warning ... If it’s possible you may die of cringing! Poor Carly he’s so not a millionaire business man he’s got a little van somewhere I’m sure!

A yellow 3-wheeler perhaps?

Sydney - Melbourne - Peckham on the side

Is it some dodgy editing or is Sarah being a bit of a nob 🙊 (Sorry Sarah I usually love you but you're projecting the issues from previous relationships!)

@riotlady

Ok how much does Telv actually go to the gym??

Looking at him, I would say he goes to the gym every day.

For 2 hours minimum.

John looks so sincere . . . it's sickening . . .

Mr Cauldron joked, "over Justin ends up buying lingerie for himself!"

How right he was!

I bet they show us Justin in his net top and pants ensemble 🤣

I am reading between the lines and things in Patrick is an insecure stage five clinger.

I think you're right. I bet he always asks "are you happy? Am I doing ok?"

@riotlady

Love that the lady in the lingerie shop was just like “oh you’re working on intimacy issues? Yes, I have precisely the underwear for that”

Who on earth announces they’re working on intimacy issues? Horrendous

I bet, not 'over'

Sarah is a very pretty crier.
I look dreadful when I cry 😭

So do I Claudia - very red swollen face and usually lots of snot.

This is all just a ruse to make Telv appear even more attractive 😁

Oh my word.... there are literally no words 😱

But they won't last if she is having issues with him going to the gym or looking at his phone. That's normal life stuff. Perhaps Sarah is also a stage five clinger.

@GlummyMcGlummerson

I am reading between the lines and things in Patrick is an insecure stage five clinger.

I think you're right. I bet he always asks "are you happy? Am I doing ok?"

Oh god. I couldn't ha sleep that. I nearly had an anger reading it.

Once upon a time I briefly dated a man who was so clingy I'd say he would have put me into his pocket and carried me around all day. I have never had the ick so fast.

Got the best MAFSA watching treat atm- riotdude went to McDonald’s the other day and forgot to bring me back a McFlurry, so he’s crushed some smarties up and made a substitute as penance xD

Really?

Sixy tixting?

OH JESUS - JUSTIN'S JUST WALKED OUT OF THE THE CHANGING ROOM!

I think I know why he isn't interested in Carly . . .

Omg looks like Troy fancies Ash’s mum more 😂

@riotlady

Got the best MAFSA watching treat atm- riotdude went to McDonald’s the other day and forgot to bring me back a McFlurry, so he’s crushed some smarties up and made a substitute as penance xD

Looks good to me.

Oh lord!

Troy again . . .