MAFS - Strictly Come DARVO - who will be gaslighting who tonight?

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Sorry - miserable title, but I just noticed we were nearly out of thread.

WHAT is Justin wearing!?? Surely that’s more of a turn OFF

Omg looks like Troy fancies Ash’s mum more

We wondered that at the wedding . . .

@Emmy2020

WHAT is Justin wearing!?? Surely that’s more of a turn OFF

I’m not convinced that straight men were the target market for that top

So did Justin buy Carly anything??

@riotlady Hahaha definitely not! 😂 You’d think he realise that 😂
@SchadenfreudePersonified He’d definitely go off with her if he could!

I though Carly said "put his balls up again" for a minute.

Mr Schaden is weeing himself laughing.

@ClaudiaAndTheCauldron

So did Justin buy Carly anything??

Nope.

Just pranced about the shop looking like a ginger Rab C Nesbitt 🤢

What did Carly text Justin, was it a very sixy tixt? I missed it on account of the kids being inconsiderate fuckers and coming to ask for a drink of water

Oh Troy would trade ash in for her mum if he got half a chance.

I don't think any woman would be turned on by Justin in that outfit. Not a single solitary one.

Oh my gosh - Michelle trates herself doesn't she?

*rates, not trates

Glummy she text him asking if he as wearing any underwear. Nothing sixy about that either. Those two are the least sexual people ever.

@NowYouListenToMeFella

Oh Troy would trade ash in for her mum if he got half a chance.

I don't think any woman would be turned on by Justin in that outfit. Not a single solitary one.

And very few men either.

Can't believe that Tracey thought that Michelle would be surprised but Thumbface's infidelity.

I've realised who Tracey's adoptive mum reminds me of (sorry this is a bit mean)

The sixy tixt was the cringeworthy “Are you wearing underwear? Perhaps you shouldn’t be”. Which Justin read out to Irene the lingerie shop lady who had already had way TMI.

Glummy Carly texted Justin asking if he was wearing any underwear and he texted back that picture of him in that outfit 😂

Thumbface - you only have an afternoon to tell them all the horrible things you've done. You'd better talk faster or you won't get finished.

@NowYouListenToMeFella

Glummy she text him asking if he as wearing any underwear. Nothing sixy about that either. Those two are the least sexual people ever.

That was the sixy tixt!!!!! FFS Carly. Is there a woman on the planet who is turned on by a man wearing no pants, his trouser seam going up his arse so fluff can stick to his bum (not envy)

@LarkDescending

The sixy tixt was the cringeworthy “Are you wearing underwear? Perhaps you shouldn’t be”. Which Justin read out to Irene the lingerie shop lady who had already had way TMI.

OMG these are the least sexual people ever. I imagine that's what Amy and Sheldon text each other

@GlummyMcGlummerson

I've realised who Tracey's adoptive mum reminds me of (sorry this is a bit mean)

Mean -but accurate.

Ashley's mum reminded me of Anne Reid's character on Dinnerladies.

Or Hilary Clinton Schaden

Sixy tixting obviously doesn't work if you aren't a sixy person feeling sixy about another sixy person.

When you regard the other person as being as attractive as yesterday's weetabix, it just turns into Really Embarrassing Self-Conscious Texting.

Ok, slightly controversial opinion...I think Tracey needs to let go of the cheating thing, or dump him. But her banging on about it and saying "I just don't know if I can trust him after that betrayal" every 5 minutes makes for boring TV. Get over it and move on, own your forgiveness woman!

@SchadenfreudePersonified I totally thought Carly said balls too 😂

Don't give her hope, Michelle.

You are lying and you know it.

You spiteful, malevolent witch.

My gosh - he's really sanitised the whole sordid DaviNA episode hasn't he?