MAFS - Strictly Come DARVO - who will be gaslighting who tonight?

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Sorry - miserable title, but I just noticed we were nearly out of thread.

Bit disappointed not to get a badger puppy cub thing. They sounded delightful. You're terribly bossy with the badges like a school swimming teacher Verdita, but please don't strip me of my Troy badge, because I started it in the first place by sticking up for him and have remained steadfast. I'm excited for tonight's 'lad's night'. Yes, I know it's formulatic, I know it's staged, but it's still brilliant fun!

@Eaumyword

I'll take a badger too. I'd call it Margot.

-sigh- Eau - may I refer you to my answer to FuzzyPuffling.

I can see her plea has now started a possible flood of badger requests .

I couldn’t possibly let you have one , anyway , if you intended to call him
Margot . It would have to be Badger or Brock .

@Eaumyword

Bit disappointed not to get a badger puppy cub thing. They sounded delightful. You're terribly bossy with the badges like a school swimming teacher Verdita, but please don't strip me of my Troy badge, because I started it in the first place by sticking up for him and have remained steadfast. I'm excited for tonight's 'lad's night'. Yes, I know it's formulatic, I know it's staged, but it's still brilliant fun!

What is it with you and Schaden and your magical foresight ?

You’re quite correct I was a teacher ( although not swimming ) many moons ago . ( I hadn’t realised how obvious it was )

I will try very hard not to be so bossy - but I warn you , old habits die hard . Ask my adult children .

Badgers come in girl as well as boy, so Margot would have been a fine name for a lovely strapping lady badger. If I had been allowed one
All called Brock would be very confusing methinks.
I respond very well to being bossed and am generally obedient, so please do carry on

I love the fact that Troy said his parents eat anything, but very small portions. Is it possible he's lived his life thinking his mum just has a small appetite, not realising that she has to avoid a lot of the food that's served to her because she has coeliac disease? Surely he's not that dim, but why oh why would he not think to mention it to Ashley??

The counselling session between Justin and Carly was so uncomfortable. I hid behind my hands when he launched at her with a kiss at the commitment ceremony and had to do the same with the touching exercise. Ugh!

I agree that the argument between Telv and Sarah must have been for the drama. It seemed so stupid. You'd really expect two adults to be able to sort it out for the sake of a good evening.

I agree, Althea. Either it's a load of made up drama* or Sarah&Telv were selfish making the dinner awkward for both families.
*We know it is really!

Just catching up on the thread @Verdita73 Hahaha the Poundland soprano brother 😂🤣 It’s so strange he just smiles with his eyes closed like he’s in a trance, Will he ever say anything?!?

Eau Would you like to start a Badger Club with me? I feel it has the potential to go the distance unlike TroyTuna and I think Margot is an excellent name for a girl badger. My girl badger will be called Barbara, because I like alliteration. (see TroyTuna above)

But will you have each others’ backs and not blindside one another?

Badgers never Blindside.
That's my motto.

I’d love a badger badge. There used to be a giant cement badger on my commute. It was a tiny garden with this humongous thing peering over the wall. Dh wouldn’t believe me.

Can I have a badger statue?

I'll take a badger too. I'd call it Margot

Perfect name!

I couldn’t possibly let you have one , anyway , if you intended to call him
Margot . It would have to be Badger or Brock

How very dare you assume the badger's gender! Even boy badgers can be called "Margot" if they so choose.

Mine will be "Bunty" I'm sure Bunty and Margot will get on famously!

What is it with you and Schaden and your magical foresight ?

It's a gift.

Badgers never Blindside.

I have a lot of badGES that are surplus to requirement which I acquired in the course of my rag-and-boning activities (Stop sniggering at the back, there!).

They could easily have their motto unpicked to be re-used for Badger Club.

As I would like to join the club, with my badger, Bunty, I will let you have them at cost.

Don't say I never do anything for you lot

Badger club. Hmm, yep I'm in! I was in Tufty and Pony Club at school.
Rinder - always got to be bigger and better, haven't you?! My gut tells me CAN have a statue. Only if you undergo a special sex therapy session with Trish though...😱

GLUMMY! Omg I LOVE it! Defo looks like a Margot or a Barbara...

Or a Bunty, definitely, Schady.

Glummy That's genius!
I was in the Pony Club and the Puffin Club, but no Tufties here.

@GlummyMcGlummerson

Don't say I never do anything for you lot

That Badger Badge is MAGNIFICENT, Glummy

@Eaumyword

Or a Bunty, definitely, Schady.

You JUST saved yourself there, Eau

By the black-and-white striped skin of your teeth . . .

I dont want a Troy badge, but please can I have a badger badge. I dont mind if it's a Margot, Brock or Bunty version.

RedCat what? No Barbara version???
Runs off to comfort poor Babs Badger who feels very left out.

I think it was that Demn Autocarrot, Fuzzy - or over-excitement - I'm sure Redcat meant no ill.

Barbara is very grateful Schady She thanks you for the scrambled eggs, having never tried them before. She has declared them delicious and now wants them every day. What is an eggless person like me to do?

Feel the badger-love.

Buy a chicken Fuzzy