MAFS - Strictly Come DARVO - who will be gaslighting who tonight?

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Sorry - miserable title, but I just noticed we were nearly out of thread.

[quote inappropriateraspberry]@Verdita73

The pony - tail Poundland Soprano brother intrigues me . He does nothing but sit smiling enigmatically in a kind of trance . I keep expecting him to hold forth with crap advice or words of wisdom . Maybe his time to shine will come .

I reckon he'll turn round to Telv one day and whisper "You mess with Sarah, you mess with the family." [/quote]
OR “Look mate , you’ve given it a go with Sarah - it’s not working . D’you fancy trying it with me ?” .

Said in a mock Mafioso/Italian accent .

And Justin's issue finally out of the bag, Carly is just not his type!

Of course she isn't!

She's intelligent, independent, sexually experienced enough to be confident about what she likes in bed, and knows her own mind - he wants a clinging-vine bimbo who hangs on his every word, laughs at his pathetic jokes, treats him like a sex-god and fakes her orgasms.

@Idontbelieveit12

Hilarious tonight, the therapy with Carly & Justin, then Troy forgetting to mention his mum has Coeliac disease while Ashley is slaving over all the pasta dishes 🤦🏼‍♀️ just laughing 🤣 he’s nuts!

The demand for Troy badges has stalled somewhat . We may have to sell them at half price . Offers ?

It’s not just his face that is red . In many close - ups during his ‘sexual training‘ his whole body appeared red . I assumed from extreme embarrassment.

When we are embarrassed, our blushes extend to all exposed skin.

I read that somewhere once. It was in an actual book, so it might even be true.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

And Justin's issue finally out of the bag, Carly is just not his type!

Of course she isn't!

She's intelligent, independent, sexually experienced enough to be confident about what she likes in bed, and knows her own mind - he wants a clinging-vine bimbo who hangs on his every word, laughs at his pathetic jokes, treats him like a sex-god and fakes her orgasms.

SchadenfreudePersonified - didn’t he mention Ash’s name in the last clip ? Do you think he’ll get all that from her ?

The demand for Troy badges has stalled somewhat . We may have to sell them at half price . Offers ?

Tell you what, Vrdita- seeing as 'ow I knows yer, I'll take 'em off yer 'ands.

I'll even give yer a balloon.

Anyone else childishly amused that Trish’s squeeze is called Roger? Or is it just me?

SchadenfreudePersonified - didn’t he mention Ash’s name in the last clip ? Do you think he’ll get all that from her ?

No chance - but he might think he will. She looks the part.

He probably thinks his ice-cream millions will do the work for him . . . let's see if he plies her with Cornettos . . .

@VinylDetective

Anyone else childishly amused that Trish’s squeeze is called Roger? Or is it just me?

No

@riotlady

Are we seriously having the “boys talking shit on boys night” storyline again? Did these lads not watch the last season???

I’m sure they did . However , it’s in the ‘script set in stone’ - so not allowed to mess with it . Just sit back and enjoy the awfulness of the boys night without ‘sweating the small stuff’ . I think that’s the latest ‘woke’ expression - although I could be wrong .

[quote SchadenfreudePersonified]The demand for Troy badges has stalled somewhat . We may have to sell them at half price . Offers ?

Tell you what, Vrdita- seeing as 'ow I knows yer, I'll take 'em off yer 'ands.

I'll even give yer a balloon.

I love Troy! Find him hilarious! X

I’m convinced that Sarah and Telv were told to act up their argument to bring some drama. Even if there was another issue (not just the Snapchat thing) it seems ridiculous that they would both carry on like that in front of their families!

To whoever asked why Gab rented that unit, it was explained as being near where she lives on the northern beaches so it was her ‘home turf’ rather than in the middle of the city. Probably up to an hour away from the apartment depending on which northern beach she lives closest to.

Was Sarah trying to tell Telv she loved him and he wasn’t listening? Then she felt humiliated snd ignored?

@lardass88

I love Troy! Find him hilarious! X

If you’re quick you might be able to get a badge half price . I’m not convinced by Schaden’ s ( or Shady ) offer of two balloons 🎈.

@VinylDetective

Anyone else childishly amused that Trish’s squeeze is called Roger? Or is it just me?

Me too, double snigger!

Excellent scenario , Schaden . But how did you know I come from the West Country . Your accent was uncannily correct . Even reading from the page the intonation was there

Rinder . . . Rinder must be CONTAGIOUS! Damn her and her eerily accurate MAFS predictions!

I don't want to know the Future! The Present is bad enough!

@Verdita73 I'd LOVE a badge!! 😂

If you’re quick you might be able to get a badge half price . I’m not convinced by Schaden’ s ( or Shady ) offer of two balloons 🎈

I knows yers anglin' fer a golefish - well, yer ain't gettin' one, 'cause it's CROOL keepin' 'em in them little bags on the cart.

Three balloons!

And that's me final offer! Cuttin' me oan froat, I am.

[quote lardass88]@Verdita73 I'd LOVE a badge!! 😂[/quote]
Them badges is mine, now, young wumman!

PM me an' we'll agree a price.

If yer buys 10 yer gets a discount - and mebbes a free balloon, if'n the 'orse 'asn' et them all.

[quote SchadenfreudePersonified]Excellent scenario , Schaden . But how did you know I come from the West Country . Your accent was uncannily correct . Even reading from the page the intonation was there

Rinder . . . Rinder must be CONTAGIOUS! Damn her and her eerily accurate MAFS predictions!

I don't want to know the Future! The Present is bad enough!

I’ve clearly passed on my skills. With great power comes great responsibility - use it wisely

As you command, Sensei Rinder .

@Verdita73 I'd LOVE a badge!! 😂

I read this as "badger". Now, I would like a badger please.

I'll take a badger too. I'd call it Margot.

[quote FuzzyPuffling]@Verdita73 I'd LOVE a badge!! 😂

I read this as "badger". Now, I would like a badger please.[/quote]
I’m sorry FuzzyPuffling if you mis-read my post .

I don’t do badgers - they have a very dangerous bite and I’m not Sir David Attenborough. Also badger puppy farming is totally illegal as you probably know .

Please read future posts VERY carefully - especially if you’re hoping for one of the fast dwindling badges . They are quite rare now .