MAFS - Strictly Come DARVO - who will be gaslighting who tonight?

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Sorry - miserable title, but I just noticed we were nearly out of thread.

Troy and the non-coeliac lunch completely cracks me up!

@Benjispruce2

It seems Sarah is overreacting. Is she really going from love last night to it being over because of the gym and Snapchat???

I think there’s much more to Sarah and Telv’s fallout . The fact that he apparently fell out with her because he was looking at snapchat and she felt he wasn’t listening to her needs hides a much deeper fault line in their relationship. It must be very wearing to keep appearing as the golden couple and keeping up the act that the producers have given them .

The pony - tail Poundland Soprano brother intrigues me . He does nothing but sit smiling enigmatically in a kind of trance . I keep expecting him to hold forth with crap advice or words of wisdom . Maybe his time to shine will come .

@Verdita73

The pony - tail Poundland Soprano brother intrigues me . He does nothing but sit smiling enigmatically in a kind of trance . I keep expecting him to hold forth with crap advice or words of wisdom . Maybe his time to shine will come .

I reckon he'll turn round to Telv one day and whisper "You mess with Sarah, you mess with the family."

Couple of pages behind. Fuck my life, this sexual counselling is the worst thing I've ever watched 🤦‍♂️. If I forward it can someone give me the highlights

@GlummyMcGlummerson absolutely howling at “pound shop Kray brother”

Does anyone know why Justin's face is so red? Has he had a chemical peel?
Also, has anyone seen his personality? I thought Lady Sean (and Old Sean for that matter) were bad enough!
So many dull men this series and so many vibrant women

I think Patrick should tell Ruby to do one. She has no right to be so involved and Patrick needs to tell her that.

I think Tracey will leave Dean, shortly. She has too many doubts. Quite right, he’s an arse through and through.

Shame about Telv and Sarah. Was it all too good to be true?

Charlene was giving the "fucking say something" eyes to Patrick wasn't she when his mum was being rude

Yesterday I thought....

Well what is going on. Carly and Troy need to call it a day, methinks!

Gabrielle, you idiot, why burden yourself with another day of Nasser. Mad!!

Tracey looked amazing.

Tonight I thought, Telv and Sarah - work it out. Why are you letting this minor argument escalate!

Patrick - good save - well done telling your mum what you and Charlene have got going on.

John - you star, so lovely when your daughter arrived from London.

Carly and Justin - is there hope?

Oh Troy - how the hell could you not tell Ashley your mum was gluten free!!!!

Hilarious tonight, the therapy with Carly & Justin, then Troy forgetting to mention his mum has Coeliac disease while Ashley is slaving over all the pasta dishes 🤦🏼‍♀️ just laughing 🤣 he’s nuts!

Bleurgh the sex lesson was painful.

The preview for the boys night was exactly like last year. Some of them leering over other women and saying they wished they were with them, and others saying that it’s disrespectful. I’m irritated I’m still watching it, it’s so bloody scripted!!

Tracey and Dean - I feel so sorry for Tracey, it must be dawning on her that Dean is not trustworthy! Why would he invite an old friend who is going to tell tales on his past?

Gabrielle I feel she was sill to stay when she knows Nasser is itching to go?

@Myshitisreal

Couple of pages behind. Fuck my life, this sexual counselling is the worst thing I've ever watched 🤦‍♂️. If I forward it can someone give me the highlights

Gladly. But please remember, you did ask...!!😱 Trish the 'therapist' puts in a special professionally hushed voice and tells them to touch each other and enjoy it. She watches them do this. They paw awkwardly at each other for a short time until Justin gives up and tells Trish it is very difficult doing this while they have an audience and she is staring so intently from her chair just inches from their hot embarrassed bodies. Unfazed, Trish sends them into the bedroom, lights candles, tells them to lie on the bed together and for an awful moment, you think Trish is going to join them and insist on a threesome. Because it is part of the therapy, obviously. They are told to spoon and conveniently leave enough room for Trish to go in the middle. Everyone needs a bloody massive G&T after all that. Justin and Carly nod and say it has been useful. I do not believe them. You're up to speed now

Unfazed, Trish sends them into the bedroom, lights candles, tells them to lie on the bed together and for an awful moment, you think Trish is going to join them and insist on a threesome

Oh Lordy this has me in stitches

I watched This last week as I'm away in Dorset now and couldn't inflict it on my friend, but I'm loving the comments! All I will say about Boys' Night is...you've got a treat acoming...😂

The Kath and Kim references made me remember the eternal romance of "Yes, he's a dud root. But he's my dud root".

Trish wanted an invite to the spooning but thought better of it I reckon the Poundland krays will be up for it though.

You’ll all be pleased to know that Trish found her own new spooning partner at about the time Season 5 was being filmed:

www.nowtolove.com.au/reality-tv/married-at-first-sight/married-at-first-sight-trisha-stratford-boyfriend-53492

@bibliomania

The Kath and Kim references made me remember the eternal romance of "Yes, he's a dud root. But he's my dud root".

I'd forgotten that!

I loved that programme!

[quote LarkDescending]You’ll all be pleased to know that Trish found her own new spooning partner at about the time Season 5 was being filmed:

www.nowtolove.com.au/reality-tv/married-at-first-sight/married-at-first-sight-trisha-stratford-boyfriend-53492[/quote]
Well - that looks like a marriage made in He- er, Heck!

@Eaumyword that's fucking amazing thank you 😂 it was shockingly bad to watch.

Loving the kath and kim Discussion, I went through a serious addiction stage. I have them all on dvd 😂

Oddly, I said to my husband earlier 'book em Danno" in an Australian accent, and he thought this was hilarious 😂 he was like why are you quoting hawai 50 in an Australian accent, and my conclusion was it coming from Kath and Kim.

Mind you I do love a good accent. Yorkshire, sometimes English but mostly Australian at they minute. Please tell me its not only me 😂

Dying to know what Sarah and Telvs fight was really about.

John made we well up A bit at the surprise daughter 😭

Troy has strangely grown on me and as mentioned before is like a Jim Carey impersonator. Can't believe he forgot about his poor Mum but she was quite gracious. I probably wouldn't have announced it but then I'm too fucking polite.

Still finishing up here.

Just seen the clip of boys night. DirtyDeanDog leading the wife swap conversation of cider 👀

And Justin's issue finally out of the bag, Carly is just not his type!

@GlummyMcGlummerson

Does anyone know why Justin's face is so red? Has he had a chemical peel? Also, has anyone seen his personality? I thought Lady Sean (and Old Sean for that matter) were bad enough! So many dull men this series and so many vibrant women

It’s not just his face that is red . In many close - ups during his ‘sexual training‘ his whole body appeared red . I assumed from extreme embarrassment.

[quote LarkDescending]You’ll all be pleased to know that Trish found her own new spooning partner at about the time Season 5 was being filmed:

www.nowtolove.com.au/reality-tv/married-at-first-sight/married-at-first-sight-trisha-stratford-boyfriend-53492[/quote]
THAT’S why she was doing the “prelude to sex” training with Justin and Carly , to see if it works . Don’t hold your breath .