MAFS - Strictly Come DARVO - who will be gaslighting who tonight?

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Sorry - miserable title, but I just noticed we were nearly out of thread.

Or is asleep, Estuary . . .

I think Sarah’s brother just delivered more useful advice than everything the experts have ever said put together

Sarah's brother is a patronising *rse.

Telv looks suitably un impressed.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

That was because he didn't want his family to come in to an atmosphere.

Hell's teeth, if I stopped talking to Mr Schaden every time he didn't hear what I said to him, I might as well join a Trappist convent.

Me too Schaden! Mr Cauldron also needs prompting that his listening skills are needed 😁

I will be at the convent with you - save me a place

I wish Tracey would stop sucking her top lip when she's stressed! Her skin looks better these days though

I'm on Telv's side here. Sarah's being completely unreasonable. Why shouldn't he go to the gym

I've got us seats next to the communion wine Claudia

@SchadenfreudePersonified

That sounds perfect!

I'm confused about this Sarah and Telv fight.

Does she also not want him to go to the gym??

Are we seriously having the “boys talking shit on boys night” storyline again? Did these lads not watch the last season???

Ooooh!

The girls'/boys' night might be nice and dramatic.

I wish Mr Schaden would go to the gym.

Or even the shed.

Since lockdown he's got into the habit of just being here . .. and he keeps breathing . . .

It seems Sarah is overreacting. Is she really going from love last night to it being over because of the gym and Snapchat???

What is Sarah on about?? And to call Telv an animal seemed utterly bonkers.

But at least they are getting (non sex) support from the "experts"

@GlummyMcGlummerson I’ve just laughed out loud at your poo comparison comment.

I did do the unthinkable and googled last week. Sarah said the real reason for the argument was edited out. Just saying.

Maybe it wasn’t kittens he was looking at on his phone.

Those dating apps still on there?

@Benjispruce2

I did do the unthinkable and googled last week. Sarah said the real reason for the argument was edited out. Just saying.

Ooooh did she say what it was?

Hmmm that would explain him not wanting to talk about it.

No she didn’t say.

Just finished watching! Observations:
Absolutely howled at Justin&Carly's 'sex therapy'. Trish definitely did her special hushed voice for them. We were killing ourselves laughing at the touching, while she sat and watched them like chimps at a zoo. As if the humiliation wasn't complete, they had to spoon each other in front of her. You could have got a 3rd person in between them both
The Sarah&Telv argument was purely for TV drama, or else she looked a bit nutty. Poor bloke was only looking at pandas doing forward rolls (probably) and she went bananas. Poor families! We thought the Soprano brother gave good advice, but nope, it wasn't happening!
Tomorrow looks ooh la la!

@riotlady

I think Sarah’s brother just delivered more useful advice than everything the experts have ever said put together

I think absolutely nobody expected the pound shop Kray brother to suddenly morph in Dr Phil! But he gave cracking advice

@Benjispruce2

I did do the unthinkable and googled last week. Sarah said the real reason for the argument was edited out. Just saying.

I did the same, and there was some allusion to him going to the casino a lot. Which makes sense for them to edit out, they can't have their Star Groom be seen to have a gambling problem can they 🙄

Just caught up! Glad Gaby is calling Nasser our, I hope she continues.
Troy is like a Labrador puppy - wants everyone to notice him, tickle his belly and tell him what a good boy he is, but needs considerable training to keep him in line. Completely oblivious to everyone else. I think he came across kinder tonight though.
Michelle is definitely in love with Dean and ruins any chance of a relationship he has, then blames it on him.
Really hope Sarah and Telv can sort it out. She was over sensitive but he could have dealt with it a little more delicately.
John has gone up in my estimation after his reaction to seeing his daughter. Really heartwarming.
Charlene and Patrick are so good together, he's just not used to thinking for himself - Ruby has always done it for him, that's why he struggles emotionally.
Justin is just boring. Fair play to them for trying, but you really can't force sexual chemistry.

Thank you, and good night!