MAFS - Strictly Come DARVO - who will be gaslighting who tonight?

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Sorry - miserable title, but I just noticed we were nearly out of thread.

Wow Michelle is kind of a bitch but also she REALLY has Dean pegged for exactly what he is

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Michelle looks like a lush.

Sounds like one too. Is she American?

@riotlady

Does anyone else watch this and just congratulate themselves on what a competent, well adjusted person they are? Because I feel like Michelle Obama compared to some of these people

You're not kidding riotlady

And I look at Mr Schaden and think of all of those faults I'm always complaining about (I, of course, am practically perfect in every way - the Mary Poppins of wives) and thinking "Thank gawd I got him and not a Nasser or a Thumbface or a Justin"

Oh dear god I've just got to the sex therapy

So my poor 4yo DS has had a bit of constipation tonight, and after he had a good few glasses of pure orange juice, and things got "flowing" I spent a good hour in total in a rabbit-dropping bum-wiping child-screaming daze, one of those "fuck me being a parent is disgusting" moments.

That hour was far less revolting than watching Trish watch Carly and Justin stroke each other 🤢

and why do Carly and Justin get special help when no support has been offered to any other couple?

Could it possibly be because the issue is sex ...?

FFS Troy. That food Ash cooked looked AMAZING.

Seriously those of you with your Team Troy badges, do you think this is endearing or just fucking annoying? I'm amazed Ash didn't shove that cannelloni up his vain little backside

She does sound American.

So who thinks Dean has shagged Michelle before then? 🙋‍♀️

@GlummyMcGlummerson

FFS Troy. That food Ash cooked looked AMAZING.

Seriously those of you with your Team Troy badges, do you think this is endearing or just fucking annoying? I'm amazed Ash didn't shove that cannelloni up his vain little backside

I thought so, too.

A Festival of Gluten, but delicious.

And I look at Mr Schaden and think of all of those faults I'm always complaining about (I, of course, am practically perfect in every way - the Mary Poppins of wives) and thinking "Thank gawd I got him and not a Nasser or a Thumbface or a Justin"

Yes, this show has done wonders for my tolerance of riotdude’s minor flaws. The worst fight we’ve ever had was about the Monty Hall problem (eventually resolved by me demonstrating with 3 pillows and my teddy)

@GlummyMcGlummerson

So who thinks Dean has shagged Michelle before then? 🙋‍♀️

Yep!

And he's dates 'em and dumps 'em (well, you knew that Tracey)

And he picks up "girls" rather than women because they are vulnerable and impressionable (and less likely to be widely experienced and comment unfavourably on his tiny willie . . . )

Awww John’s relationship with his daughters really warms my heart

Troy is so incredibly self involved that I'm not sure he realises other people exist. Remember at the wedding he didn't even know what Ash did for a living until her sister mentioned it!

I suppose it's easy to, if you look at their relationship superficially, paint Ash as the mean nag and Troy as the lovable but harmless oaf. But actually, spending 24/7 with someone as self involved, immature, vain, and pushy as Troy must be utterly exhausting. Ash can do way better! I also think her family are horrible to her. The way Troy speak about her mum is so inappropriate.

@riotlady

And I look at Mr Schaden and think of all of those faults I'm always complaining about (I, of course, am practically perfect in every way - the Mary Poppins of wives) and thinking "Thank gawd I got him and not a Nasser or a Thumbface or a Justin"

Yes, this show has done wonders for my tolerance of riotdude’s minor flaws. The worst fight we’ve ever had was about the Monty Hall problem (eventually resolved by me demonstrating with 3 pillows and my teddy)

I had to look the Monty Hall problem up . . .

Very interesting - I would have stuck with my initial choice - but not now!

Now I would pick the door the host opened because I would LIKE to win a goat!

This could well be just me because Mr Estuary is quite a WhatsApp fan.....but why are they having such a huge fall out over something that could have been solved in about two minutes?

What did Telv and Sarah argue about???Please fill me in. I missed the beginning

Because there's nothing like making a drama out of a minor irritation that could have been solved by digging your elbow into somebody and saying "Hey - I'm talking to you, buggerlugs"

He was watching kittens or summat on an app, and she spoke to I'm, and he didn't hear her, so she stopped speaking to him for about two days or something.

*spoke to him, not to I'm

Bar-stewarding autocorrect

? Eh? But he was the one that went off in a strop

What is that w*nker Schofield on all of the adverts these days?

She sulked for 24hrs over Snapchatgate.
He tried to get her to explain what was wrong.
She stonewalled him.
He walked out of the room.

That was because he didn't want his family to come in to an atmosphere.

Hell's teeth, if I stopped talking to Mr Schaden every time he didn't hear what I said to him, I might as well join a Trappist convent.

Exactly, Schaden. I’ve been known to talk to Mr Estuary for 10 minutes without realising he has earphones in 😂