MAFS - Strictly Come DARVO - who will be gaslighting who tonight?

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Sorry - miserable title, but I just noticed we were nearly out of thread.

Why did Gab and Nasser stay in a random apartment when they were staying in one anyway down the road?

Gabrielle didn't want some random (Nasser) in the home she shares with her DD (I think the DD is quite young - about 11?) - and good for her! Watching your mother being bullied by that Poisonous Dwarf, or worse, being subjected to his oily charm, wouldn't be good for any girl.

I suppose moving them out of the TV apartments might have been so they were not on "neutral/ shared" ground - though if it's a rented apartment I can't see the difference.

Gabrielle has scored I think in that Nasser now doesn't know where she lives so if he decides to make an *rse of himself, he will have to do a bit of digging - he's probably too lazy.

Nasser has given 110% .... to Nasser. That is the way it will always be.

Run for the hills Gabby. Very fast!

[quote SillyCow6]@riotlady what did Sarah mouth? I don't remember noticing that

I've also noticed that some couples act differently on the group sofa as compared to when up at the front or even being filmed at the flats etc. Ryan kept putting his arm around behind Davino and I kept wondering why he would want to appear to be open to her in any way after the whole Deano debacle was uncovered[/quote]
I don’t know! It was when Tracey was talking about not being sure if they’d work after the experiment, she definitely mouthed something to Telv and he agreed but I couldn’t catch what it was.

Gab’s sister has grown on me a lot, I was expecting a Shaz + Mish situation when I first saw her

He is so full of it!

Right.....I’m back behind the cushion. Let me know when it’s over!

Yikes. Bedroom coaching.

Feel like Carly and Justin are really flogging a dead horse here... just admit you don’t fancy each other and go home

I feel sick!

This is just cringe-making . . .

I'm going to put the kettle on - let me know when this is over.

If you put the sound off you will be able to tell when they enjoy a post-coital Cornetto.

OMG someone is actually getting some coaching from the "experts" 😱

@riotlady

Feel like Carly and Justin are really flogging a dead horse here... just admit you don’t fancy each other and go home

Actually - a bit of sadism, necrophilia and bestiality would probably be better than what they are undergoing at the moment.

This is grim . . . .

Come back Schaden.... your missing all the creepy touching!!

Trish is using her 'soft focus' voice 😆

She sounds like the sex coach off "Kath and Kim"

I loved that series, but until this week I hadn't realised that it was a documentary . . .

How many weeks have they been together now? They’ve forced themselves to “be intimate” once and couldn’t look at each other afterwards. So no, Trish, whatever the computer said, they are not well-matched.

Send a sixy tixt!

Ask long as they don't fork . . .

I can’t watch this episode as I know what’s coming. Defaulted to something else and watching you all experience the glory instead!

Like these are the kind of exercises I’d expect to do with someone I’ve been married to for 40 years, the kids have flown the nest, we’ve forgotten how to connect and need to get the spark back. These guys have been together for 6 weeks! They shouldn’t need to go lingerie shopping to spice things up! It’s meant to be all spice!

"Genuinely quite very helpful"

Not a normal salad - why does that not surprise me, Troy?

Ooh no!
Lingerie shopping and massages?
They already couldn't face each other after sex

🙀

There's often ash in our kitchen as well . . .

HAS TROY FORGOTTEN HIS OWN MOTHERS COELIAC

So . . . .

These re the people responsible for Troy . . . .

My parents eat anything . . . "I'm coeliac"

Why do I think this is going to end in tears?

Mum is gluten intolerant

Troy is gluten annoying . . .

Why are Ash's family so negative about her?

Surely they should be on her side?

Does anyone else watch this and just congratulate themselves on what a competent, well adjusted person they are? Because I feel like Michelle Obama compared to some of these people

Michelle looks like a lush.