Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

They deserve each other.

I really want to watch the commitment ceremony episode now.

@NowYouListenToMeFella me too! Can I be strong enough to hang on???

Roll on tomorrow!

Looks like Nasser is going to be telling some home truths!

YES!!!

Is there a way to watch tomorrow’s episode today? I don’t think I can wait!

I was shocked to see DeaNO is 39! He acts so much younger

@Thecobwebsarewinning

Is there a way to watch tomorrow’s episode today? I don’t think I can wait!

I was shocked to see DeaNO is 39! He acts so much younger

Tried the link that was posted in the last thread but didnt work - am desperate too!

@Thecobwebsarewinning

Is there a way to watch tomorrow’s episode today? I don’t think I can wait!

I was shocked to see DeaNO is 39! He acts so much younger

And yet looks much older . . .

@pastapestoparmesan

Do the experts accept responsibility at any point for getting it so wrong in some cases?

Do they really not know what is going on ? All this , “where is Dean ?” , “Oh , Davina has left the room - why is that?”

I don’t believe their only job is to select the pairs and just comment on what happens . Surely they should step in and counsel the couples , if they’re real “relationship experts” - not just sit back and enjoy the drama.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

I think it's some sort of stress reaction, too rainbow

Her lips look really red and swollen sometimes from all the licking . I wonder if it’s still sore from a very recent “filling”?

[quote rainbowlou]@NowYouListenToMeFella me too! Can I be strong enough to hang on???[/quote]
I have resisted. What would I do with myself tomo night if I didn't.

I’m not impressed by the ‘love talk’ between DeaNO and DaviNO. It’s basically ‘I’m really into you’ , ‘Yes , I’m into you’ , they don’t even vary it . Just the odd , ‘I’ve got your back’ , thrown in .

Maybe , before filming , couples could be given film scripts to look over or even the odd Shakespeare sonnet to put them in the mood .

Either Dean is very laid back or he isn’t that into either Tracey or Davina. The way he looks and speaks to them is the same

@YettaTessieMarmelstein

Either Dean is very laid back or he isn’t that into either Tracey or Davina. The way he looks and speaks to them is the same

He's just a dick.

@NowYouListenToMeFella I’ve resisted! I’ve had some wine so I’d probably forget anyway!

Ashley went right down in my estimation tonight. She threw a total whiney strip at the fact he wouldn't buzz cut his hair. Then blamed him for making a scene 😒
I think she's realised he really likes her, and she's freaking out about it, as she isn't interested in anything longterm with him.

Dean. Ffs. Everything about him is utterly ridiculous.

DaviNA POUNDLAND is some piece of work! Chatting to Tracey and calling her best friend in the group whilst literally stabbing her in the front.

DeaNO little dick really does think he is something else. No wonder at 39 he is single.

Ashley is annoying me now with that whinny voice and moaning. Would she of got her hair cut to please Troy. Fuck off Princess your getting on my last tit!

Isn’t it annoying anyone else that it’s pretty much following the script of last series? We’ve had the grumpy, hostile relatives, the spray tan, the haircut to prove you really like me, the “been put with the wrong husband, I really fancy that one instead” triangle. What next? The “I didn’t realise you live so far away”? I wish this was real, not so staged!

@Honeyroar

Yes it is, and they have upped it a notch with the ridiculousness of it all, but I can’t stop watching

Davina " I know what I deserve".
No you bloody don't love.
But we do, you duplicitous cow.
She and Deano should be put together just to save two other decent people having to put up with their utter shitiness.

By the way, did anyone else snort at the artwork NP John and Melissa produced?! I really thought she'd do a fantastic portrait of him when she said she was a very creative person, but it looked like it had been done by a drunk chimp!

Tonight’s episode was like a David Attenborough programme, where they’re filming and the experts aren’t stepping in to help the poor defenceless inflated lip creature, then in swoops DaviNa with her dead shark eyes. It’s just nature’s way says Attenborough

DaviNA and DeanO have a really weird hugging style for people who have the hits for one another. They're awful,btge pair of them, and it's clear that a lot of people there have the measure if DeanO.

Very unfair to ask someone to cut their hair ... other way round she wouldn't be impressed! But we all thought it was fine for Alene to coerce Simon into it 😂 I did feel sorry for Troy a bit. But when they were on the bed he did keep looking sec guy to

The experts aren’t able to step in. They are filmed watching edited footage and commenting on the parts the producers want to show.

No a good few of us thought Simon shouldn’t have been coerced into it either, even if we did think he looked miles better afterwards!