Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

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Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

I reckon Deano has had a hair transplant. The hair on his forehead/fringe doesnt look real and is soooooo straight

Checking in would like to ignore Thumbface and the Numbfaces and get more Telv and Tracey (how the Holy fuck do her pillow cases stay clean) . Pretty sure Patrick doesn't fancy Charlene and John is struggling with the lovely to look at but rather empty of personality Melissa.

Do the experts accept responsibility at any point for getting it so wrong in some cases?

@pastapestoparmesan

Do the experts accept responsibility at any point for getting it so wrong in some cases?

Or step in when they see people being betrayed?

Are young Sean and whatever her name is (sorry, forgotten!) still there? I haven’t even noticed them.....but I did have to go and talk to DH for a few moments!

Come on waiter!

Splishy-splashy!

"Making me out to be the bad guy?

Why would that be, I wonder . . .

What a smug, self-satisfied, lying pr*ck!

Aaaagh I meant DaviNA is a thunderc*nt. sorry Tracey.

Nasser tried to give her the heads up in fairness. She just doesn't want to hear it. If she hasn't noticed the looks between DeanO and DaviNA she is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

That poor, broken girl.

There are so many vulnerable women on here.

I can't bear this deceit.

@NowYouListenToMeFella

Aaaagh I meant DaviNA is a thunderc*nt. sorry Tracey.

Nasser tried to give her the heads up in fairness. She just doesn't want to hear it. If she hasn't noticed the looks between DeanO and DaviNA she is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Not even close to being the sharpest spoon.

DeanO is a prick of the highest order. I'm actually angry typing this on my phone. Stabbing at the keyboard in a rage.

They are playing up to their partners so they can stay in and continue their illicit affair while getting exposure for being on tele.

Justin is also a tosser - but at least not a lying tosser - just your average, common-or-garden, run-of-the-mill, standard tosser.

Why are so many of the men on here obviously not even pretending to be interested in finding someone for a relationship?

Is millionaire Justin on his uppers?

Doesn't he need the $200/day to prop up his entrepreneurial business empire

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Justin is also a tosser - but at least not a lying tosser - just your average, common-or-garden, run-of-the-mill, standard tosser.

Hit the nail on the head there.

Wonders if I was Carly would I put up with it for the lovely lifestyle and have a titbit or two on the go 😂

Tracy is constantly doing that odd lip licking thing. That plastic surgery really has spoilt her appearance.

Why did Carly let that lump of hairy lard touch her FLESH?

My skin would haven screaming from my body if his nasty hands had come near me.

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'Her looks are not her best quality'
Wtf!! 😆 sweet Jesus

Ffs toyboy not titbit
😂😂

@TwoCupsOfLemonTea

'Her looks are not her best quality' Wtf!! 😆 sweet Jesus

I know!! And she has spent so much money on them too! Mortifying

Those two are really vomit-making.

Andy there is something strangely . . . asexual . . . about their interactions

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Why did Carly let that lump of hairy lard touch her FLESH?

My skin would haven screaming from my body if his nasty hands had come near me.

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I'd be out with the bleach and wire wool brush

*And yet - not Andy

I think Traceys weird lick thing gets worse when she is worried or upset, she clearly isn’t happy about how they are as tonight she is licking and pouting her lips so much they are about to fall off!

Hi everyone! Been away for a couple of days, back now and up to date!
Loved Ashley, but annoyed she felt cutting Troy's (quite nice actually) hair was such an issue. Also can't understand her issue with his speech? Might just be that literally everything about him is annoying her now...
Just watching the skanky D&D situation unfold and it's like a hideous car crash. Dean saying Tracey's looks aren't her best feature. Omg, he's just about the shag and nothing more. Vom
Feel a bit sorry for Carly. She's getting nothing back from Justin.

I think it's some sort of stress reaction, too rainbow