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Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 25/08/2020 10:18

Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

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happinessischocolate · 01/09/2020 21:41

Aw I'm going to miss Ryan

And Davina,

For totally different reasons, Ryan because he's gorgeous, funny, has morals etc 😍

Davina because she's an absolute psychopath 😁

Tracey and Dean have absolutely turned into one of those couples where the husband is so loving and attentive, but the minute his missus isn't looking his trying to snog the au pair in the kitchen, chatting up all the single mums at the school gates, and sending them all dick pics. Meanwhile Tracey will waft around all serene feeling virtuous because she's so forgiving.

Destinysdaughter · 01/09/2020 21:41

I'm wondering if they'll show the footage right at the end, like they did with the Boys night in the last season? Think they've missed a trick for maximum drama tho!

FAQs · 01/09/2020 21:46

@SchadenfreudePersonified 🤣🤣 you’ve convinced me to change my mind!

SillyCow6 · 01/09/2020 21:47

I was going to say the same @Destinysdaughter.
Did they bring them all back? I remember Lauren, Cheryl and Abandrew there at the end?

Destinysdaughter · 01/09/2020 21:48

Yes they had a reunion with everyone at the end.

Verdita73 · 01/09/2020 21:50

@LewisFan

Is it me or did Dean look really pissed when Davina shared her decision?
I think he was wishing he’d said “leave” - then he and Davina could have swanned off into the sunset together . Now he’s left with Tracey who I don’t think he really fancies .

When Tracey and Davina we’re having their discussion ( row ) , did I hear Davina say to Tracey that as she’d written all these women’s books she should understand her position - or something along those lines ?

happinessischocolate · 01/09/2020 21:54

When Tracey and Davina we’re having their discussion ( row ) , did I hear Davina say to Tracey that as she’d written all these women’s books she should understand her position - or something along those lines ?

No I think it was "you read in all these woman's books" but with the accent it sounded like written I could be wrong though

Honeyroar · 01/09/2020 22:01

I think I’ll just watch this until weekend then drop out. It’s just too repetitive and boring!

Glad Ryan kept his dignity. I was really expecting Davina to write stay. I think Dean winced because Davina actually gets the upper hand by leaving while he dumbly pretends he’s into Tracey, therefore making himself look even more stupid.

rainbowlou · 01/09/2020 22:09

I was almost shouting at the tv ‘show them the bloody footage!!’

Tracy just doesn’t want anyone else to have Dean, he could do anything and she would forgive him.
Not once has she challenged Dean when he has said Ryan gave him the go ahead to crack on with Davina- I’d hope most men would say no thanks!

BlogTheBlogger · 01/09/2020 22:11

Eau I though Gab did say leave, which is why Nas was so annoyed?

Eaumyword · 01/09/2020 22:18

Of course, yes you're right, that was it!

Honeyroar · 01/09/2020 22:30

Yes she did. It will be interesting how long he stays prickly about it. He gets quite cross at criticism.

Did Ryan actually say anything remotely like “crack on” to Dean re Davina? Or is he making it up?

rainbowlou · 01/09/2020 22:33

@Honeyroar I’m don’t remember hearing it, Ryan was adamant he didn’t say, I couldn’t imagine him saying it tbh.

Honeyroar · 01/09/2020 22:34

No I agree. I don’t remember it, but I forget everything!

Verdita73 · 01/09/2020 22:38

@happinessischocolate

When Tracey and Davina we’re having their discussion ( row ) , did I hear Davina say to Tracey that as she’d written all these women’s books she should understand her position - or something along those lines ?

No I think it was "you read in all these woman's books" but with the accent it sounded like written I could be wrong though

You’re correct ‘happiness’ . I record the episodes in order to skip over the adverts . I’ve replayed the scene , with subtitles , and Davina said , “ you’re the one doing women’s self improvement books and you’re trying to tell me .....” I obviously misheard and thought she said ‘writing’ . Confused
WitchesNStuff · 01/09/2020 22:55

I have watched right through to the reunion now! I wish i hadn't as I have no one to talk to about it now Grin there are a few on here who haven't got any willpower either lol, we should start a 2nd thread Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 01/09/2020 23:01

[quote FAQs]@SchadenfreudePersonified 🤣🤣 you’ve convinced me to change my mind![/quote]
Another wumman saved from a life of misery with a tight*rse.

My work here is done. Grin

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Eaumyword · 01/09/2020 23:01

Hey, no naughtiness on here, it's an episode at a time please!Grin
All the episodes at once, omg I'd have a fit at all the excitement! This series started slow but gathered pace!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 01/09/2020 23:03

@happinessischocolate

When Tracey and Davina we’re having their discussion ( row ) , did I hear Davina say to Tracey that as she’d written all these women’s books she should understand her position - or something along those lines ?

No I think it was "you read in all these woman's books" but with the accent it sounded like written I could be wrong though

You're right - she said "read" (or rather "rid"). It's those southern hemisphere vowels . . .
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YettaTessieMarmelstein · 01/09/2020 23:05

I don’t trust Nasser at all. There is something I really dislike about him. He is really insincere.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 01/09/2020 23:05

@Eaumyword

Hey, no naughtiness on here, it's an episode at a time please!Grin All the episodes at once, omg I'd have a fit at all the excitement! This series started slow but gathered pace!
That's what happens when it's a runaway train Eau

It'l l come flying off the tracks and plunge into the ravine any day now!

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WitchesNStuff · 01/09/2020 23:11

Such a brilliant series. Once I watched one extra episode I couldn't stop myself BlushGrin

Eaumyword · 01/09/2020 23:16

I'm not known for self control normally! Think advent calendars opened all in one day!Grin

Sunbird24 · 01/09/2020 23:28

Willpower? I watched all of season 5 during my rainy week off work, and got so addicted I then managed to watch the whole of season 6 over the BH weekend! I’m now trying complete withdrawal, except this thread keeps pulling me back in...

AltheaThoon · 02/09/2020 08:17

I don't trust Nasser either. He's clearly more interested in everyone else's relationship than his own. How he thinks telling his partner they're in the Friend Zone isn't insulting I'll never know. I can't see he'll do much to improve things this week. I wouldn't want to beg him to stay with me. He's a nasty, aggressive man. Gab deserves so much better.

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