Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

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Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

I am confused, did Justin throw in the towel in yesterday's episode or did I imagine that?

So he dropped everything and made a dash to Milan for "The Cornettos"! I assumed he just left Carly, with the expectation that she'd be there on his return, staring adoringly at him?!
I hope she has the self respect to write leave and tell him exactly why he's going to be single for a bloody long time if he carries on like he has. And that she finds love. Because she's better than him!

@Sertchgi123

We HAD to have scrambled eggs on toast for lunch today. It was delicious.

Food of the gods.

Food of the buttery, eggy, delicious gods . . .

(I'll bet yours both looked and tasted better than that plateful of . . . stuff poor Ashley was given . . . and I'll bet nobody had to "drain it off" either )

But Justin would have know The Cornettos were on before he signed up for the show. So why was he allowed to go during the experiment??

In all the apparent thousands of applicants, was this employee-less, boatless, personalityless "millionaire" really the best they could do? If so the others must be unbelievable!!

Showing my age here, but the scene when he shows Carly the boat that was like the one he used to have reminded me of the jokes with Bullseye - Jim Bowen showing the gutted losers "this is what you could've won"

The bit with him not having a boat was hilarious!

I actually like Troy and I'm starting to feel sorry for him. Ashley's meanness is like watching somebody tread on a puppy.

I'm so disappointed that DaviNAH seems to be getting away with her behaviour. DH reckons she's a psychopath and I think he's onto something. The woman has no feelings

YourVagesty I know what you mean. I thought she was horrible castigating him in front of his friends. She is pretty petty.

I actually wonder if she would have been better matched with Justin and Carly with Troy.

Or perhaps Troy with Alycia - I do wonder if we will get an update on her, I did really like her.

Also, Justin and Gabrielle are close in age and both parents, I wonder if they would have been a better match?

AND in fact Carly might have been a better match for Ryan.

I do feel we could probably do better than the experts!

Do we think many of the participants actually came through open audition or do you think they were all head-hunted through Instagram, friends of the production team etc. I read that Troy was head-hunted. I reckon Justin and DavinAH may have been as well.

DaviNAH

I love these threads, thank you all for making me laugh.

I did watch to the end of the series. I watched the last episode and announced to the family that's it I'm no longer watching this shit... that was 2 days ago and now I'm on episode 5 of season 6. What is wrong with me? 🤣🤣

What is the link to all the episodes please?
It’s a long time til Monday!! 😁

How are you finding season 6 @brittanyfairies? I’m quite enjoying it but I think season 5 was better. I’m up to about ep 10.

If you scroll back @FabulouslyFab he link’s bern posted up thread and also on the previous thread.

My pop-up adverts for this thread are for “Australia’s number one rated underwear!”

So he dropped everything and made a dash to Milan for "The Cornettos"!

😂😂😂😂

In all the apparent thousands of applicants, was this employee-less, boatless, personalityless "millionaire" really the best they could do? If so the others must be unbelievable!!

These comments are having me in stitches, my son keeps asking what I’m laughing about... Boatless 😂😂😂

@Egghead68

I didn’t realise you were on 6 😂😂😂

I’m trying to hold off by watching other things but even the other things I’m watching Is coming to the end silly Netflix allowing me to watch all 8 episodes of lucifer) so I suspect I will be on the season 6 train soon too.

Oh God we caved and have binge watched loads. It's brilliant! It gets better and better. For any of you that are so so. Stick with it. My DH who is a hairy arsed type loves it and is obsessed and bellows at the screen!

Where are you all finding it on TV to binge? I’ve searched. I see the link above but I watch it with Dh so on my phone wouldn’t work.

Welled up and even shed a tear at the Telv and stepfather bit. Just struck me all ofasudden. Didn't realise I was so soft.

Wonder if the Deanovino thing is scripted though. It is so outrageous!
Might be just Thumbface and DaviNA in on the script though and the other two are the innocent stooges.

I have caved in too @FlapsInTheWind ! I am on episode 23!

No adverts and a bit of fast forwarding over the recaps and I can watch an episode in 40mins!! There are 32 episodes and I cannot afford to give 48 hours of my life over to this nonsense... but I am hooked!

I am dying to talk about the episode. Maybe we need another thread for those of us who have caved in to temptation.

Here is the link to all episodes to binge watch away:

shvideos.net/2019/04/28/mafs-au-s5-all/

Hi, long time reader first time poster. Karma has got me. I was bingeing... But ep17 crashes again and again for me on the link. Serves me right! I'm rewatching ep15 now as I think I missed quite a lot when I fell asleep in the early hours

[quote hoxtonbabe]@Egghead68

I didn’t realise you were on 6 😂😂😂

I’m trying to hold off by watching other things but even the other things I’m watching Is coming to the end silly Netflix allowing me to watch all 8 episodes of lucifer) so I suspect I will be on the season 6 train soon too.[/quote]
I watched Outcry to distract myself. One sky crime so not trashy like MAFS but a good watch.

Thanks for the link @Bowbridge 😁👍