*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

Marking my place.

Thanks for the new thread. Good title!

Checking in.

Thank you so kindly.

I actually think Troy is reasonably physically attractive if you strip out his personality and behaviour. On looks alone I definitely would

There are 32 episodes this series btw.

@Egghead68

I actually think Troy is reasonably physically attractive if you strip out his personality and behaviour. On looks alone I definitely would

You are disappointingly shallow Egg. I expected more of you.

Place marking until I catch up

Thank you Schadenfreude

Just caught up on Fridays episode.
It’s been said already. But Troy - just Wow.
And not wow in a good way. His kissing technique actually had me recoiling back into my sofa, away from the TV.
V pleased for NPJ. Melissa seems nice.

I binge watched all episodes on the weekend and was a bit pissed so totally forgot about the tooth brushing incident.

What the actual fucking hell?

Phew made it.

@SchadenfreudePersonified notes for when we’re the experts: We shouldn’t try to create family drama at every wedding, because it ends up looking like the relatives have been coached.

I’m judging millionaire boy by how long it takes him to mention his money to her.

Schaden and Rinder when are ye taking applications for your version? Asking for a friend 😬

I bet his friends will mention the money to one of the bridesmaids before they've had dinner.

I love a new thread. Bet this one fills up in no time too.

"I normally get what I want"...that sounds like something Donald Trump would say! Red flag indeed...

@NowYouListenToMeFella

Schaden and Rinder when are ye taking applications for your version? Asking for a friend 😬

I bet his friends will mention the money to one of the bridesmaids before they've had dinner.

Fill out the application now. If you’re female with low self esteem or Male with an enormous ego, you’re in!

Ooh! We have our first red flag already! Hurray!

I must say with the exception of Jo ( and that’s only because I didn’t think it suited her rather than it being ugly) they all have beautiful wedding dresses. I didn’t see he first two weddings though.

Hmmmm. Tosser is starting his shite already and they haven’t even had welcome drinks or starters yet!

I bet Barbiedoll would have been a good match for Mr Millionaire. Or Davina? This one seems to be independent and have her head screwed on.

Damn it, not sure I'll pass selection if that's what's required.

He didn't keep the twat under wraps for too long. Carly May do a man overboard in a minute.

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

Phew made it.

@SchadenfreudePersonified notes for when we’re the experts: We shouldn’t try to create family drama at every wedding, because it ends up looking like the relatives have been coached.

Perish the thought!

Tosser is probably going to Be our new spoony 🙄