*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

@VinylDetective

I love a new thread. Bet this one fills up in no time too.

Sorry Vinyl but I'm not starting another until we're on page 3.

Bloody heck! (I'm trying to stop swearing)

We're on page 2 already!

Kerry's not protective - she's savage!

Nasser’s friends are all really lovely.

Nasser has got some wise friends which is good.

Thank god Joe Pesci has friends that are the voice of reason! They are a god send compared to some of the past grooms friends

Such lovely men. Hopefully they will run off on him

Rub not run 😃

Well - his mates have his number, don't they?

And already he's panicking about the "child".

I think his friends want him to grow up.

Carly’s bridesmaids look like they’re going to lynch him!

He’s a tool. I want women to love me for me not what I have - oh and I always get what I want and travel first class.... cockend. 🙄

I LOVE Karly's dress.

And her common sense - she's picked up that red flag and is running towards the finish line with it.

This should be good - Good Bridesmaid and Bad Bridesmaid routine.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

I LOVE Karly's dress.

And her common sense - she's picked up that red flag and is running towards the finish line with it.

This should be good - Good Bridesmaid and Bad Bridesmaid routine.

They're like Cagney and Lacey

Karly’s dress is gorgeous. It’s good that she’s not going to take any of his shit. DaviNA would definitely have been a better match for him, but she is quite a lot younger.

Carly's friends - even the oriental one - all have the look of her. They could be sisters.

They think alike and have grown alike - if he mucks Carly about they will strip his miserable carcase to the bones in 3 minutes, like piranha . . .

Those brides are very lucky to have friends and sisters who 'have their back' ( haha), wish I'd had pp like that in choosing some of my most inappropriate partners in the past!

Piranah

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

Nassers friends are doing a better job than the experts!

It wouldn't take much to manage that.

"You don't have to tell us . . ."

(Unspoken: "But if you don't, you'll be over the side of this boat so fat the great whites in the water won't know what hit them . . . ")

Well - he's passed the Bridesmaid Test.

Maybe we have misjudged him

Maybe he's under confident and bigs himself up by showing off.

Maybe . . .

Nasser is stronger than he looks!

Gabriella is beautiful, but she's not a small girl.

Hmmm I am reserving judgment on him.

Why can't we binge watch it all in one go. Stamps feet.

Carly's friends - even the oriental one - all have the look of her. They could be sisters.They think alike and have grown alike

I thought so too but wasn’t sure if I was going a bit crazy, lol

Why can't we binge watch it all in one go

I agree Listen. We should be able to.

We're adults. We know what we're doing. We know when we've had enough.

Anyone would think we couldn't be trusted.