*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

I'm betting they've previously shagged each other

Does Sean have frosted tips?! How very retro

@ohnoitsnot

I'm betting they've previously shagged each other

Ooh! Nice twist that would be!

Checking in for tonight's instalment. Only starting it now.

I still can't tell them apart. It takes such an investment of time to get to know them all. Surely there is something better I should be doing.

Oh, I'm jealous of this honeymoon location.

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

Thanks for the update.

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

Well they've obviously run out of budget looking at Blair's and Sean's reception venue !

It's grim.

@bibliomania

Ughhh, disgusting Samoa, all
That clear water and natural beauty. Send me to Southend or Skeggy beach any day, better still in October!

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Happy to leave Skeggy to you, hoxton. Although tbf, Skeggy has the best-decorated mobility scooters I've ever seen. Not even being sarcastic - it's a new form of folk at art.

LOL @ bibliomania

Am I missing somethin, why couldn’t Troy just do his press ups in the room before going to breakfast. Who stops mid walking to the restaurant to do that

He’s just so unnecessary I have gone back to not liking him at all as he is irritating me and playing up for the cameras

Troy and his push ups. Wtf! I'd have strolled ok if I was her. Also did he just shave the bit of his chest that shows under his T-shirt.

Justin could be a Troy’s older brother!

I can’t keep track of all these massive knobs. Two of them look too similar. Those poor women!

Placemarking trying to keep pace and hold my wig on

I wonder if John and Sean looked at each other in their chat and thought - "What stupid hair, so 80s....heyyyy hang on a minute"

God if Troy was staring at me like that, I'd really freak out!

Troy scratching Ashley’s head like she has nits!

He is petting her like a doggy

Ashley couldn't be angling herself more away from him if she tried. The poor girl. Run far and fast

Im trying not to visualise it too much, but I imagine Troy in bed is like Will from The Inbetweeners 🙈

Ashley is incredibly unlucky getting lumbered with Troy, but she comes across a little bit silly. I’m not impressed with their portrayal of air stewardesses on either of these series.

Do you think Carly will put up with more from Justin when she realises he’s a millionaire?

Jeeze our digibox died last week and I can only watch it live at the moment. I’m really missing fast forwarding through these adverts and recaps!