Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

[GrouchyKiwi]

The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Ooh 20 min

Late after getting three small children to bed (and a dog out to pee) once the municipal fireworks display ended. We watched from our lounge.

Hispi cabbage:

Evening all. Thank you for the klaxon

Footle

Romaine

Freddie is NO WAY 25.

He's barely 9.

Sauce is crap

Ah, Halsall not Romaine.

Shows that I think highly of your prognostication skills, Romaine.

Christ!

Gregggg's an ugly-looking scrote isn't he?

I can't take the credit for the hispi cabbage Grouchy - it was Mystic Halsall...

Ah, the "French" explains the comedy moustache.

Ooh he’s described himself as “a character”

Oooh. Gregggg's frowning as though he has a fucking clue

But Freddy's lost points with Marcus . . .

Mangled bird from Yann there

Stop touching hair

Ah I remember the days when we fried meat and boiled cabbage - how times have changed

Eeew rubber skin

This guinea fowl is going to be like boiled sock

Right - that's The Boy Freddy seen to.

Who's next?

Oh from ^Fronce* eh? That explains the ridiculous hair.

That skin looked fowl. (Sorry.)

That's me...

So where's the cow pie? That is surely Daniel Désespéré

Cabbage care

A Frenchman who can't make sauce, dear oh dear.

Hang on - hang on am I going to be filleted ?

Well I'll stick up for myself

But can I just say before it all starts

"Fuck off Greg" - it is my "go to" thing and in truth I would stand by in that I do not see what Greg brings to the party.

Anyway looking forward to @Schadenfreude's comments - always a joy

fuck off gregg

Other than Gregg looking forward to it.

( do you think he can gt through a series without being rather smarmy and patronising to people) But then we have to realise that being able to shout "you have five minutes " gets you a job

Oh do fuck off Gregg

Ha ha

Excellent observation Flouncey

This is the End of Civilisation as We Know It.

And he is a drummeur.