Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Are we ready.

Course you can Flouncy

Pull up a gin and make yourself comfortable.

I think foam will make a renaissance.

Squeee

Too soon to share my friend who was Gregg’s cleaner’s secrets.....

Oooooh, it's gone all dramatic!

Skills test.

Share away.

Evening all. The second chef looked like Terry from brookside back in the day.

He's going to drill it down. What is it?

It's never too soon, Bertrand

@Halsall nice call!! Hispy cabbage

🖐 here

Clocking in! Marcus looks tanned

Halsall, inside information?

Bravo Halsall! Hispi cabbage!

(Could I have your lottery ticket for the weekend please?)

Ahem. May I refer you to my prophetic post of 18:44:34?

I expect hispi cabbage will make a return

Ker-CHING!

Marcus already irritated with Greggggg

X-post with you lot

Okay - here I am.

Bears are finished.

I like Monica with blonde hair better.

Congratulations whoever said Hispi cabbage.

FUCK OFF GREGGGGG!!

(My word - I needed that!)

Wish my deliveroo would hurry up...

Boiled bird. Burnt pointy cabbage

Half man, half hard boiled egg.

Only me then that thought a Demi-Glace was when the waiter didn't fill your wine up properly?!

Come on Bertrand - you can tell us. It won't go any further.

I do like a scallion.