Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

[GrouchyKiwi]

The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGGG

Ah that's better. I may be MIA for some episodes as I am in rehearsals for a play with my local theatre group.

I said "such a luvvie" after that post but it got lost in the ether! 🤣

Thanks, can't wait. I don't usually watch live so I don't get involved in the thread but I'm hiding here! 🍽

I'm as eager to read the brilliant comments here on MN as I am to watch the programme. Don't let me down

Can I join and lurk for the great comments? I do hope it's same format and unchanged as Bake Off and Design Show have been ruined this year.

I'm here. I'm here. Panic over . I cannot wait.

Can't wait to watch the awkwardness of those first rounds under the watchful eyes of Marcus & Monica.

The absurdity, the successes, the shaking hands, even shouting at the Gregg egg, can't wait for it

@Daysofpearlyspencer agreed

I am so freaking excited for this.
The best Masterchef by far

Anyone else find Marcus extremely sexy?

Pigeonpair1 get to the back of the queue please. When squooosh lets him out of her cellar there are a number of us who have the fanny gallops for Marcus.

When does it start? We are on the judgy coach waiting to judge!

Tomorrow at 8pm, patm.

I'm going to need y'all to remind me. DH is out and I often put something on that he doesn't like to watch, forgetting all about Masterchef (or whatever).

Scheiße Haus I have a rehearsal tomorrow night grrrrrr. I will watch on catch up but it wont be the same without live comments from you lot.

I'll leave you with a few pointers'for any newbies. In addition to Gregggg having least 3 gs on the end, he shall be known as :

The Grocer
Gurning Grocer
Talking Clock
Fuck Off
The Toddler
What Value Add (WVA) and
Groan

Other titles are also acceptable.

Have fun!

Thanks Grouchy. I have followed the Masterchef threads for a few years now. I am working tomorrow so will have to play catch up

I'm here! Looking forward to tomorrow evening, I always like MC Professionals. And Marcus of course.

Any early predictions for this year's 'trends'? Kale, vegan food, chargrilled microherbs...

I'm hoping for turnips.

Mushrooms. Dunno why though.

I think grilled lettuce will make a come back.

Gregggg is here so we can hate him, Jemima

He is neither use nor bloody ornament, so his only purpose has to be to deflect criticism.

I expect hispi cabbage will make a return. Can't keep away.

Oh, and finger limes.

Ready for 8pm! 😀

Ooh can I join in?

Excellent!

May be a teeny bit late as am watching a Thing About Bears and it is vair' interesting.