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Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/10/2019 18:41

The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Lulu1919 · 12/11/2019 20:23

Oops....

PotterHead1985 · 12/11/2019 20:23

FAIL

Wolfcub · 12/11/2019 20:23

Is there any flour in that

littlbrowndog · 12/11/2019 20:23

O m g

Wolfcub · 12/11/2019 20:24

It's just car crash telly this scene

PotterHead1985 · 12/11/2019 20:24

No thanks mate

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GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2019 20:24

Can't believe he tried to make them without flour. How much rosemary did he throw into that sauce?! You're not making lamb, chef.

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fourquenelles · 12/11/2019 20:24

Yeuk chewing on bits of woody rosemary

ProperVexed · 12/11/2019 20:24

His deep fried bollocks are tiny

littlbrowndog · 12/11/2019 20:24

Oh no rosemary in sauce

Lulu1919 · 12/11/2019 20:25

What a mess ....bless him

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/11/2019 20:25

just explained the difference between beignets and profiteroles to dh. He said, donuts then. Pleb.
Well that looks like poo on a plate.

Trewser · 12/11/2019 20:25

Classic

ShirleyPhallus · 12/11/2019 20:26

Those look like deep dried goldfish served with dog shit

littlbrowndog · 12/11/2019 20:26

Jeez wha5 idiot would put rosemary in chocolate sauce

ProperVexed · 12/11/2019 20:26

The judges are very kind and encouraging....especially when faced with utter yuck

Lulu1919 · 12/11/2019 20:26

Dirty hands.....mmmmm

Wolfcub · 12/11/2019 20:26

"I like to be in the trenches" oh fuck me

Jacksback · 12/11/2019 20:27

At the risk of repeating myself not cooked ( 4the time )
Rosemary in the sauce ? Just wrong

littlbrowndog · 12/11/2019 20:27

Trenches 😂😂

PotterHead1985 · 12/11/2019 20:27

Fuck me. Are we SURE this is PROFESSIONAL Masterchef!

Wolfcub · 12/11/2019 20:27

@ShirleyPhallus I'm crying laughing at the deep fried goldfish in dog shit

Halsall · 12/11/2019 20:28

He's making churros

jay55 · 12/11/2019 20:28

Does he think they are churros?

Lulu1919 · 12/11/2019 20:28

What the heck is he doing....he's making churros !!!!!