Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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DH just commented that Yann looks like he had another role fixing washing machines in 1970's (ahem) 'films'.

Guinea fowl seems to be on a hard boil there . . .

tut, tut

Gosh. Dead-eyed Craig. Wouldn't want to get on his bad side.

Ooh drunk bird!!

Romaine

Yann's meal looks so unappetising.

If Craig turned up at my holiday accommodation brandishing a knife and saying he was going to 'cook me a meal' I think I'd ring the police

Calls himself a Frenchman . . .

. . . he should be ashamed!

Eww raw drunk bird!!!

Blimey - Craig is dead-eyed isn't he (I'm a bit behind you ladies - bear with me)

It's like having a great white shark in the kitchen.

Why do they keep leaving the skin on

Rubber skin on yuck

Marcus' face . . .

Halsall totally agree, I'd run straight to the gin after slamming the door.
Shit cook, not a good ad for his business.

Stomps off and punches wall.

So

we have
The Boy Freddy
Comedy Moustache
Dead-Eye Craig

Will those do fr preliminary nicknames?

Already I wish Gregggg would shut the fuck up!

Sauce Rubber instead of Sauce Robert

Desperate Dan the washing machine man. Please!

Monica laying boobytraps

Greg’s eyeing up that raw pasta dough - can picture him just scooping it directly into his mouth

Monica's sauce is a bit runny for me.

This is going to be carnage....

Footle

You are right - can't pass up on a chance like that!

Can I join you? I've just shouted "shut up Gregg, you twat" at the tv. Surely I belong to this thread!

I thought so too Potter.

Oooh. An Edinburgh chef. Instant favourite. Don't let me down, chica.