Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Ooh quail

I’ve accidentally caught the end of Eastenders

What a steaming pile of shite that is honestly

Monica not impressed with speaking clock.

Hah, Flouncy! I wouldn't be surprised!

Footle I like your thinking. There are only two judges on Masterchef: the Professionals aren't there? Just Marcus and Monica?

Evening all

Just realised I was on the wrong fecking channel. Whoops.

Signing in.

What is the point of eating a quail? Leave the poor things alone.

Surely Monica{s dish is easy?

That quail looks burnt. Sorry MonMon.

@ProperVexed indeed - let’s see how the contestants manage to fuck it op

@ProperVexed you'd think. But they couldn't make an omelette last week

Just realised I was on the wrong fecking channel. Whoops.

Me too @GrouchyKiwi
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Someone's given the speaking clock some research notes...

Ooh another toothy smiley boy

Why do the mechanics not get the posh food

Stealing the honey and paprika rub though - love smoked paprika!

Yep looks burnt
Too hot grill pan

Feel a bit uneasy about Gregg constantly saying “spatchcock”. Not sure if it’s arousal or repulsion tbh

Bloody hell, epic FAIL for toothy boy

Huh. I didn't know Lotus was based in Oxfordshire. Wonder if he's cooked for Kimi Raikkonen.

Oh dear ....

Greg “have you ever spatchcocked a bird”

Jeez. Even I can spatchcock

Oh dear me

🤮 Greg