Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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This is not Dr Who so why am I watching this from behind a cushion? Not knowing what spatchcock is? Good grief.

They sell spatchcock chicken in Tesco. Surely he's seen one

Raw

If I were Kimi I'd hope the answer was No, going by this skills test.

Gruesome fail. I love when they balls up the easy looking ones.

Raw bird from Spatchcockless there.

Gormless eejit

OMG 😂 that poor quail.

Honey in pesto? Marcus looks like he’s going to spatchcock the chef for that

How can you do anything remotely cheffy and not be able to spatch your cock?

Ewe That bird makes me feel sick
Honey in pesto ? Wtf

Bye bye toothy Chris

Spatch your cock 😂😂😂

Fucksake, I'm not supposed to feel sorry for the chefs.

After the last guy everyone else is going to look good

Awww this guy’s sweet.

Loving happy Malin

Oooh, Southport.....Marcus's old manor.

Love this bloke

Dry pesto ffs

No oil in pesto

I like this chef, but his pesto looks a tad dry.

Oh no!!

Even more raw than the last one

Raw when he finished early makes it doubly bad.