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Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/10/2019 18:41

The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Halsall · 12/11/2019 20:13

Ahhh, Malin's cock is spatched but not cooked. Shame.

fourquenelles · 12/11/2019 20:13

Beard!

littlbrowndog · 12/11/2019 20:13

Ffs someone just spatch a cock and cook it

Jacksback · 12/11/2019 20:14

Ewe again not cooked 🙁

Wolfcub · 12/11/2019 20:14

"Gastro style banging" oh fuck me it's going to be bad

ProperVexed · 12/11/2019 20:14

Beardy welsh boy is wearing a muzzle

fourquenelles · 12/11/2019 20:14

Oh..................trimmed beard

jay55 · 12/11/2019 20:14

The beard ages this chap by a decade or so.

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GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2019 20:14

Glad he's trimmed his beard since that interview. Maybe the Beeb wouldn't stretch to a snood.

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ShirleyPhallus · 12/11/2019 20:15

Is it just me or anyone else secretly really enjoy it when they get a seemingly easy task then manage to utterly fuck it up?

Bonus points if they boast up front about how skilled they are

Halsall · 12/11/2019 20:15

Beard snood ✔️

Probably a wise idea to trim the Tudor magnificence of that facial hair, though, for the telly.

lettingthedaysgoby · 12/11/2019 20:15

Another spatchless cock... at least Rhys has forgone the dreadful beardnet...

littlbrowndog · 12/11/2019 20:15

Needs to stick in pan

Wolfcub · 12/11/2019 20:16

I love Monica's face

fourquenelles · 12/11/2019 20:16

That's another undercooked bird

PotterHead1985 · 12/11/2019 20:16

Ffs raw AGAIN

littlbrowndog · 12/11/2019 20:16

RAW

buttonup26 · 12/11/2019 20:16

Cock not spatched

Trewser · 12/11/2019 20:16

I can't watch!!

Lulu1919 · 12/11/2019 20:16

More raw meat......

Wolfcub · 12/11/2019 20:17

Seriously can none of these chefs cook

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GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2019 20:17

Three raw quail. Shocking.

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jay55 · 12/11/2019 20:17

It was three bad fails.

Trewser · 12/11/2019 20:17

Jesus. Please someone cook the bird!!

Jacksback · 12/11/2019 20:17

Omg
Yet again not cooked !!!! And these are the professionals ?