Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Ahhh, Malin's cock is spatched but not cooked. Shame.

Beard!

Ffs someone just spatch a cock and cook it

Ewe again not cooked 🙁

"Gastro style banging" oh fuck me it's going to be bad

Beardy welsh boy is wearing a muzzle

Oh..................trimmed beard

The beard ages this chap by a decade or so.

Glad he's trimmed his beard since that interview. Maybe the Beeb wouldn't stretch to a snood.

Is it just me or anyone else secretly really enjoy it when they get a seemingly easy task then manage to utterly fuck it up?

Bonus points if they boast up front about how skilled they are

Beard snood ✔️

Probably a wise idea to trim the Tudor magnificence of that facial hair, though, for the telly.

Another spatchless cock... at least Rhys has forgone the dreadful beardnet...

Needs to stick in pan

I love Monica's face

That's another undercooked bird

Ffs raw AGAIN

RAW

Cock not spatched

I can't watch!!

More raw meat......

Seriously can none of these chefs cook

Three raw quail. Shocking.

It was three bad fails.

Jesus. Please someone cook the bird!!

Omg
Yet again not cooked !!!! And these are the professionals ?