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Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/10/2019 18:41

The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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PotterHead1985 · 12/11/2019 20:17

Yummmmmmmy

Halsall · 12/11/2019 20:17

Hmm. I'd not be wanting to eat poultry at the hands of any of this lot so far.

Oh god, beignets now!

Lulu1919 · 12/11/2019 20:17

Oh god....a fryer

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/11/2019 20:18

Undercut, beard and dreads. Arm tats for the full wanker hand?
Hate fucking pesto.
Come on can anyone not poison the chefs. Obvs, don't care about you know who.
Ooo beignets. Yummmm.

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GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2019 20:18

Beignet is just a posh word for a fritter.

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PotterHead1985 · 12/11/2019 20:19

@GrouchyKiwi fritter usually has something in tho like fruit

ProperVexed · 12/11/2019 20:20

If you put jam in the middle is it a donut?

littlbrowndog · 12/11/2019 20:20

Deep fried stuff 💪

buttonup26 · 12/11/2019 20:20

I foresee some fails

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/11/2019 20:20

With your FINGER Marcus?!

fourquenelles · 12/11/2019 20:20

Lavender has no place anywhere near food

Lulu1919 · 12/11/2019 20:20

Donut with no jam !

squashyhat · 12/11/2019 20:20

No chance - 3 more fails I reckon.

littlbrowndog · 12/11/2019 20:21

Donuts

Wolfcub · 12/11/2019 20:21

Mmmmm I might love Marcus again

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GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2019 20:21

Don't get technical, Potterhead. Grin

I can't be doing with deep fried rosemary. No thanks.

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jay55 · 12/11/2019 20:21

Marcus keep your rosemary away from my sugary treats.

This is going to be a tough one.

Flouncysinatra · 12/11/2019 20:21

Pure wankery (and I’ve lived in Hoxton).

Wolfcub · 12/11/2019 20:22

Someone needs to bring me beignets

ProperVexed · 12/11/2019 20:22

I've never liked the beard but no moustache look.

PotterHead1985 · 12/11/2019 20:22

Ooh he sounds full of himself

littlbrowndog · 12/11/2019 20:22

Tweezers!!!

Halsall · 12/11/2019 20:22

Deep fat fryers. Hope they've got the first-aiders standing by.

ShirleyPhallus · 12/11/2019 20:23

Nice of Marcus to have served up three deep fried bollocks there

Jacksback · 12/11/2019 20:23

What could possibly go wrong ?

This will be fun to watch