Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

[Halsall]

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

Where did they find that fucking irritating woman

Yes Vikki it's 6 salmon.

@Wolfcub I'm sweating. Always do when I cook!!!

That was yum for a first ever attempt

She could be Romaine

We can compare notes Potterhead - it looks as if it should be quite entertaining.

They are fine looking pork chops.
Yeah I can't be doing with "professional" Geordies, or Scousers or Mancs. And I shouldn't say it as I live in the ne, but Geordie accents get in my wick. I worked with someone once who replied "eh ha" to everything. I wanted to shake her and say " say fucking yes, ffs!"
This round is sooo dull.

I think Kelly's done surprisingly well here.

Grouchy 👋👋 I don't think we like Vicky. Judge Jules seems quite good and has revealed that he's Rick Stein's nephew, so is a possible RINGAH

Pattinson just called the head chef "babe" 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

A ringah in Masterchef! What is the world coming to?!

I've watched 5 minutes and I don't like Vicky.

@ellenanora5 oh poor you, I have everything crossed it goes ok and you start to feel better soon. Pregnancy is good thanks, feeling much better now :)

All that faffing for that tiny bit of fish!

What's the dish Kellie is doing

Oh FFS.

'move your mackerel another 5mm to the left'

That's good to hear Shirley

@ellenanora5 I feel you so much.

@ShirleyPhallus I have been looking into the child thing since our last convo.

A twice-cooked soufflé, ellen ...what I haven't quite worked out is whether the first lot are already done and waiting and just need to be reheated?

I do think these dishes all look like an assembly job

I do not like this chef. She is too friendly.

I only know who the weatherman is in this bunch.

@Halsall yup. First cook was done during prep

Ah right, thanks potter. Not quite so impressive then. Heating the souffles, making the cheese sauce and assembling.

Why does head chef keep calling Kelly “young lady” and “good girl”. I find cheffy woman really weird.

@PotterHead1985 yay are you!! Good for you!

Thanks Halsall yep I'm with you and Wolfcub no way are they cooking everything

Is actually have eaten that pork. It wasn't under under. Just pink. But that's me.

So much wastage with this 2nd dickhead chef. Grrr.

@ShirleyPhallus Yup. Looking into IVF. Probably abroad. Dunno what it's like here in Ireland tbf. And saving for it and the like. And the kiddie. Hoping to be a parent by the same age my mam had me. Gives me three years!!