Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

[Halsall]

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

The waste drives me mad fourqs

Is it me or are vicky's teef grey? (Me and teef!!!)

More colour on your steak, Vicky.

Woah. Kellys dish!!

It didn’t kill my dog probably isn’t the best advert for a dish

I gave it to my dogs and they were still alive this morning!!

Quote of the show so far. 😂

Ooh thanks Adam. I need to upload to my cooking Instagram page. Have a bunch of pics and haven't uploaded in a while.

Ian Beale seems a happy chap but completely doolally.

@Halsall he is Kathy's kid to be fair

Haha true!

Vicky's potatoes look like intestines!!

Jules looks like he's wearing safety goggles.
I'm too distracted by the very pink waistcoat.

That pork looks deuce

oh dear, Ian's focus on parsnip seems a bit overdone to me.

Dry even. Although apparently it wasn't.

I'm not sure what was in that bowl Jules had

Ian didn't do to bad

I luff you guys. What am I gonna do for my peoples when the show is over?!!?

(May have had a drink but I still stand by this)

Mumsnet keeps breaking on me.

@GrouchyKiwi me too.

Again. Intestines.

JJ should have done better on the squid given his uncle is the king of the sea

We'll be here on other threads, Potter! Quite honestly MC seems to be something of an interruption to the general conversation this series.

I knew they'd love Vickys dish, even if it was crap they'd love it

@Halsall excellent. You guys kept me sane through this toof pain.

If yizzer ever in my neck of the woods come on over and I'll cook for ye

Greg looks like he’s wearing my teenage bedroom wallpaper

Oooo Tata Jules. I knew they wouldn't cut Ian Beale week one, he's too much of a bbc institution.