Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

[Halsall]

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

Ooh shirley - that's proper goss, that is

Shirley I'm ok thanks, just very tired from the tablets, haven't started yet but hoping it's soon, just want it over and done with, how's the pregnancy going.

Enjoy Potter I had fish fingers and chips, simple but gorgeous

Halsall he's an awful bloody fool is Gregg

@Halsall I'd love to cook for people and watch mc

Oh yes please Potterhead. I usually have to watch Wednesdays on catch up so it'll be just the thing when I get back from two hours of watching DC play sport.

Hope you're feeling better, that sounds seriously painful.

Same friend also was convinced he slept with Sam Smith after a few shandies and he’d come up with an entirely different name just to put people off the scent. Next morning woke up to find just a chubby man next to him and realised it definitely was not Sam Smith and the guy definitely hadn’t come up with a fake name, it was his real name

In other news... we've just booked tickets to go to see the lovely Jay Rayner's 'Last Supper' show. I shall report back - I will be extremely disappointed if he's not as wonderful as I think he is.

I really hope next series they leave this round out, its done to early.

Oh here we go. Nobody's telling me they let them loose in a real restaurant immediately after that.

Who is the woman in the hat? Is it the ex boxing promoter?

@RomaineCalm oooh sounds good.

Now to pick a curry to cook.

Wolf - yes

Oh Romaine lucky you, are you bringing fourqs

Exactly Halsall, I'm pretty sure it's not paying customers but paid customers.

That restaurant’s food looks fucking awful. Really disgusting.

I also don’t like the headchef by saying “your” all the time. “Take your peppers, add to your eggs, serve your dish”

Vicky is seriously annoying me!!

I doubt you get angry lunchtime diners in a posh restaurant, if she says she’s sweating one more time I will swear

So......does Vicky have to prepare the potatoes? Or make the Hollandaise? I could be wrong but it doesn't look as though she does. It's cooking the salmon, heating things through and assembling, then.

Ellenora I think that @fourquenelles is using her broken laptop as a cover story and she's actually cuddled up in the back of Mr Rayner's tour bus!

Angry lunchtime diners, where they feck does she think she's cooking, in a prison?

Choir ran over today, shocking. And DH was watching yesterday's F1 coverage. I didn't throw a strop or anything.

So who's looking good in this bunch of miscreants?

I bloody wish.

Pork dish looks bogging.

ellen

Maybe that'll be the mass catering round. I don't think they've done a prison yet.

@RomaineCalm I googled and I think I'm gonna go to the Belfast show.

I bloody wish