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FullOnMonet1975 · 18/03/2019 15:54

I've recorded last nights to watch later in the week but just wanted to see people's thoughts on the new series.

Found the last couple of series abit boring. The same people having the same arguments 😴

Wandering wether to stop watching.

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NumbersStation · 27/03/2019 17:45

blondes

there was a top when they were lolling on the beach in Thailand.. Instead of underboobages there was a boob breaking out of the side instead.

It was practically halfway to Marbs.

So Pops has gone too ciroc ?

As you say no loss but confirms to me the show is dying on its enhanced arse. Even the meja hors are fleeing...

Blondeshavemorefun · 28/03/2019 06:58

Maybe they need a 10yr reunion and bring back the oldies

ooooohbetty · 28/03/2019 07:28

Can someone tell me why joey Essex would be upset that Chloe and dan got together? I know he's her cousin but so what? Joeys her cousin. Not Dan.

sagradafamiliar · 28/03/2019 09:07

I think they have a family tradition of being involved and meddling in other people's relationships including their own. I remember Chloe had a lot to say about Joey being with Sam, pressured her brother Charlie to break it off with Ferne and didn't approve of Pete being with Megan causing all sorts of problems.
It's all very Eastenders.

NumbersStation · 28/03/2019 18:16

EastEnders? Possibly.

To me it smacks of the Borgias,

The way they treated Sam was shite enough. The way they behaved wit Ferne was feckin' shameful.

Laughing silently to myself that Joey is cross. I've never seen him be anything other than gormless or bellend.

For me, they are an 'orrible lot. I won't change my mind on on that.

I'm also laughing a little at a 10 year reunion. There;s not enough of anyone left. Most of it has been cut out, sucked out, plumped with filler or altered with botox. If you take out everything that was stuffed in...

What would be interesting to me would be seeing them come back as they were. La Sims looked very different for starters.

NumbersStation · 28/03/2019 18:22

I lied. I've seen Joey be quite horrible too.

That ta-ta thing he used to do was dismissive and snidey. Any behaviour like that in my youth would have got a well deserved tap in the kisser.

Butterflycookie · 30/03/2019 03:13

Towie is just so terrible and I don’t think I can watch anymore Blush. And their “acting” is awful.

NumbersStation · 31/03/2019 22:10

The storylines are pretty awful too...

What on earth is the 'chlo wants marriage/spend the rest of her life with dan the man' etc. Jesus. A bit full on isn't it? He aint that fussed blud. She's then backing off massively cos she can see him heading running like a bastard for the hills. The US and WE so soon is going too do for THEM.

Bless the going on a date like it is a thing. After the orifices have been probed...

And Diags in the middle and saying we don't get with eachother's farmlees. Diags love. She aint your farmlee. You aint related bruv. You don't want to be part of it and yet you've put yourself right in there. She even said you can feck off bruv.

Sam and his sailing/sunken ships. You's an arsehole bruv. Shove that out there on Instagram.

The T club 7 juniors dramas are pointless. That new chloe and the eye rolling and sneery face and the argument pish is pointless . They all act like they are 12. They should be doing the next haribo advert.

This episode was dullsville.

It would maybe be entertaining if we were off our tits on champagnayyyyy.

SosigisAndCornflourSauce · 31/03/2019 22:29

I'm watching on catch up and fast forwarding through the childers!

sagradafamiliar · 31/03/2019 22:45

Diags is wounded it isn't him, no fahhhmlee loyalty about it. 'Nevermind he'll find someone like herrrrrrr' 🎤

NumbersStation · 31/03/2019 23:06

One noticeable absence this week.

Someone clearly let go of the string and Bobs has floated away.

Never has a tv theme tune been more applicable.

Shame really as I was looking forward to the next lot of modifications. I've got £20 on someone from towie ending up looking like the lion bread from the GBBO....

Strugglingmum73 · 01/04/2019 11:14

I almost feel sorry for Dan!!

And was they Lockie in next weeks trailer? I thought he had been booted out.

vjg13 · 01/04/2019 13:24

It's the worst series so far, so much so I'll be glad to see Lockie back! Still fast forwarding the kids and Sam is repulsive! What was Shelby thinking?!

desperatehousewife21 · 01/04/2019 13:54

God those newbies are so so annoying Angry can’t stand them! Trying to tell them pneumonia is pronounced ‘shoo monia’ Or whatever he was trying to say to sound clever but actually made himself look like a massive twat.

NumbersStation · 01/04/2019 21:21

I'm away to 'educate myself' desperate

I've clearly been saying it all wrong for years Hmm

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 01/04/2019 21:28

Has clelia had her lip fillers taken out? She looks different She's lost quite a lot of weight, her face is pretty gaunt now.

I record it and speed past all the newbies who are the same age as my ds Blush

Dan had Lego hair and is so indecisive, he's like a wet lettuce!

Is Gemma coming back?

CirocSally · 02/04/2019 09:47

I did have a laugh at pound shop Vanessa Feltz having a dig at Shelby when she was talking to Sam - she's been hurt by sooooooo many men. Saucer of milk for Saff Smile

SauvingnonBlanketyBlanc · 02/04/2019 09:57

Have Gemma and arg left? (Please say yes)

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 02/04/2019 10:07

LOL@ pound shop Vanessa FeltzGrin

ooooohbetty · 02/04/2019 10:53

Just watched this weeks episode. Demi has an unusual dress and make up style Confused I thought I'd give the new young 'uns a chance but they aren't working. Stick with the regs. Let's see them as they all settle down, get married, have children. All whilst still wearing shit loads of make up.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 02/04/2019 13:02

I'm really out of touch with what is considered good looking/attractive these days. I wouldn't have given any of them a second glance in my yoof. The only girl I think is gorgeous is blonde Chloe who ironically doesn't think she's pretty enough. I'm glad I'm old and married 😂

MiniCooperLover · 02/04/2019 13:33

The faces of the new ones are terrifying. Out of the three new girls only one looks normal. The other two are expressionless and plastic with huge lips, its so sad. And they must be what, 18, 19 if that young boy Joey is underage for drinking?

Yes, Chloe Meadows is the best looking of the lot and yet doesn't think she is anything special at all, what a shame.

Just caught up on Dan and Chloe Sims ... never has a man seemed LESS INTERESTED in dating someone and the look of being forced into it was written all over his face. I was embarrassed for Chloe Sims and by lord she needs to lay off the lip fillers.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 02/04/2019 13:45

Poor Dan, you can see his heart sinking,can't you? I really hope Chloe doesn't genuinely think he's the one!

DeadWife · 02/04/2019 15:38

Dan looks like he's mentally trying to shuffle away, because he can;t do it literally, in every encounter with her. He looks under house arrest but in cafes; Because "the family" whoever they are would be on his back whatever he does, bearing in mine bits have been done and no date had as yet. As Numbers put so eloquently Bless the going on a date like it is a thing. All the orifices have been probed Grin. His words don't match his panicking body language. Diags is still mystifyingly pissed off.

One of the new girls I'd genuinely say, not genrrrrrrrrrly, is really naturally pretty. Can't remember her name but she's apparently best friends with one of the regulars ...Georgia of the nose? Think she was in the first episode. Honestly I'm so shit at this.

The new befillered Chloe of the taxi driver mother ( see getting better) was desperately backtracking from publicly being very nasty to her supposed close friend, causing her to cry in a club, while telling her how pathetic she was crying in the club. While she was still crying. Apparently they're as bad as each other but I didn't see that, just a nasty bully enjoying her friend being upset.

I noticed that dig at Shelby Ciroc (!) She didn't like her from the off, used to slag her to Pete while they did pretend flirting on dog walks and he was cheating on her, bit jealous me thinks.

Sam I thought was passably attractive ages ago but now in my mind he's grown a creepy reptilian skin. Expecting a fork like tongue to shoot out soon to catch his next prey by the side/under/anywhere you wouldn't expect it-boob.

Things must be bad when you find yourself looking forward to Lockie's return and um...another animated evening; that's what we need a livener .

Blondeshavemorefun · 02/04/2019 18:06

Chloe b is 18 🙀🙀🙀 And lips and cheeks look seriously fake

What will she and others look like at 40/50

Yet her mum looks well young and natural

Dan obv isn’t interested in Chloe. So another week while why have their date and then split up

The gay male friend is just a ware of space