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FullOnMonet1975 · 18/03/2019 15:54

I've recorded last nights to watch later in the week but just wanted to see people's thoughts on the new series.

Found the last couple of series abit boring. The same people having the same arguments 😴

Wandering wether to stop watching.

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kmammamalto · 02/04/2019 19:19

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NumbersStation · 02/04/2019 19:26

The happy ending for me involves Chloe's eyes managing to fight their way out from the cheek fillers.

kmammamalto · 03/04/2019 06:50

🤣🤣 I don't know if I can watch her cry again! I'm afraid of what happens to her face!

Blondeshavemorefun · 03/04/2019 22:34

Why has my messsge been withdrawn

I didn’t ask for it to be

Puzzled

SassyBadger · 03/04/2019 22:48

Who are all these new people on Towie?

On the one hand they look like tweens and on the other hand they look like 40 something divorcees. Young yet also ancient(ish).

And Dan, Dan, Dan. Oh, Dan, How have you managed to end up here again? You spent all last series feebly disentangling yourself from one robot woman you had no interest in only to walk straight into the cosmetically enhanced arms of another robot woman you have no interest in. And all the while you just blink gormlessly into the middle distance, as though the most emotional thought you're having is 'will I have pizza or crispy pancakes for tea?'.

SassyBadger · 03/04/2019 22:52

Are all first born daughters in Essex called Chloe?

Is there border control in Essex prohibiting people who don't have lip fillers from entering?

Blondeshavemorefun · 03/04/2019 22:55

Yes all Chloe 😂😂

SassyBadger · 03/04/2019 23:00

So after their big emotional 'let's make a go of it, babe' chat he gives her a kiss on the cheek and limp hug.

So much passion Grin

NumbersStation · 04/04/2019 12:52

Grin sassy

Aye the passion.

Let's see if she still thinks he's the one after a plumber's wipe (thank you for that gem mumsnet!) and a slap on the arse once he's done.

Aint gonna be no ring on it. He wants to be anywhere else but there.

desperatehousewife21 · 04/04/2019 16:28

Bless Dan he doesn’t know what’s going on or what he wants he talks like his teeth and fused together (they prob are) he gets pushed into relationships when he literally looks like he couldn’t give less of a fuck and then the girls get aggy with him cos he just well doesn’t give a fuck?

NumbersStation · 04/04/2019 19:30

I just love how his eyes are always darting about looking for his reflection so that he can preen...

He gives a solid fuck about that desperatehousewife21 Grin

SosigisAndCornflourSauce · 08/04/2019 06:35

Ooh Georgia was very 'mean girl' with Courtney last night. 'You can't have an opinion, you're not in our friendship group'

She seems to have lost her integrity since she had her nose trimmed has she had her eyes done too?

NumbersStation · 08/04/2019 08:02

I mean like I too thought like Georgia like was like pretty like brutal like about the friendship group thing like with Court.

She was like a far nicer person like when her whole like nose like lived on her like face sosig

Like the fillers like must feed like on eyes.

She needs to like get like what is like left of her nose like out of like Sims's glactimus mutimus. (cheers bob)

Bob needs some like action to like take down the like puffiness in his like face. Somebody has been like doing blow like jobs all wrong.

Sims bleating on like about friendship groups and not friendship groups and her like business being like spoken about like with randoms. You are like on the telly you daft bint.

I've had like a sneeze last longer than like your new like relationship.

The like picnic like at the like duck toilet. Romance is like not dead. .I like was like waiting for 'love can build a bridge over the swamp' to come out of Essex Cher.

DeadWife · 08/04/2019 08:38

Ooh ooh I know the name of the one I think is standout naturally pretty now, it's Chloe R. Got confused with the Chloe overflow.

And yes Sosigis, the 'you're not in our friendship group' thing sounds like sth a 15 yr old would say, actually that's probably an insult to 15 year olds going by my Dniece and her friends. Isn't Georgia of the nose late twenties or early thirties, it's very playground.

Bit confused by BOBs saying Chloe and Dan will make beautiful babies, I don't think anyone knows what Chloe's babies will look like, not even Chloe.

And more importantly than all of the above, do you think Lockie waxes his legs? They looked quite shiny in those shorts. Blardy Essex boys.

MiniCooperLover · 08/04/2019 12:22

Chloe R is very pretty but she surely knows it 🙄 Chloe Brockett is very impressed with herself and her expression when her date didn't jump through hoops for her was priceless ...

ooooohbetty · 08/04/2019 18:25

Why do the girls always say they haven't been on dates for years but they talk about messaging and spending time together with the boys? Does everyone just WhatsApp and shag each other? It all sounds awful. Is that normal for nowadays?

Blondeshavemorefun · 09/04/2019 19:52

As soon as the football match was over and the boys lost I knew their relationship was over 😂😂

I only date winners

Sure it was a plot relationship - dan is just not that interested in her

I still worry about Chloe b and her bottom lips and weird cheeks and only 18

Nice to see lockie. Missed him aka the old crowd

NumbersStation · 09/04/2019 23:24

Happy enough doing bits with losers though...

CatsCatsCatsCatsCats1980 · 11/04/2019 15:12

Just watched this weeks episode. I think I'll be calling it a day. It's boring and I'm finding myself fast forwarding most of it.

When TOWIE first started I was one of those people who swore I'd never watch it. I didn't understand the concept of real drama that was scripted. Anyhow, years later I started watching it mainly for the glam but now I'm back to just not getting it. I really don't get the drama surrounding Chloe & Dan. Why over the last couple of weeks was Diags fuming and upset at the thought of them being together yet this week he's all ok now. Surprise surprise next week it intimates that Dan is having second thoughts 😴

Just overall it's boring, the newbies are unrelatable and the banter is no longer funny. Plus they aren't even glam anymore, just cosmetic surgery and too much make up. Pointless rubbish.

CatsCatsCatsCatsCats1980 · 11/04/2019 15:22

Also, just to add as pointed out by PP how can Chloe have the nerve to get upset at other people interfering in her business after the way she treated Ferne and Sam. She really does think that everyone should see things her way in every situation regardless of how she's treated people. She's only nice to people who agree with her but have an opinion and she'll set Georgia on you. You don't have to be "part of the friendship group" to have an opinion.

DeadWife · 11/04/2019 15:58

*But have an opinion and she'll set Georgia on you
*
So true !

NumbersStation · 12/04/2019 01:44

Ach cats to infinity Wink

loving 'setting Georgia on you'. About as threatening as a mildly cross Sindy doll pouting at you though! Grin

I'm almost with you. I care not about the Grims, wailing squint cheese mouths, balloon faces, Fanny Cradock lip competitions, groomed chimps and faux big romances and exaggerated dramas.

The new ones have nowt to them. I've seen cress growing in eggcups be marginally more entertaining.

I used to secretly admire that folk used to be dolled up for filling the car up and the likes. They are now filling faces up so they look like dolls. It isn't quite the same thing.

Like you, I worry about those young girls having fillers for breakfast, lunch and tea. They will look like melted candles by the time they are 40 odd.

I might look like the quintessential pig in knickers and a knackered old pig at that, but my features are still in the same place they were 30 years ago.

Sadly towie feels less like a scripted reality show and more like a Twinkle storyline competition for 12 year olds.

Nurse Nancy will be cocking a right snook at the use of 'friendship group'

MIC is exactly the same. Silly storylines, misogyny dressed as bantz and romances that are equally baffling/fake/contrived.

I will probably still watch for a while yet, if only to empty my inner core of cow on this thread now and again. An overflow of that confuses my outer porker. There aint enough filler/concealer/botox in the world that can make that better.

NumbersStation · 12/04/2019 01:53

And yes, I still think about how Mama Grim and the clan treated Ferne and Sam.

She has the temerity to grizzle about people interfering in her love business when they all set out to destroy people and their relationships because they weren't what they wanted as fahmerlee.

I sure do hope that was heavily scripted I will bet my curly tail it wasn't Sad

CarolDanvers · 12/04/2019 20:49

Poor Dan he doesn't half get himself into a tiz. If only he'd grow a pair & tell these girls how he really feels rather than just pushing his hair back & smiling at his own reflection.

That properly made me Grin.

He’s useless isn’t he? He just seems so passive, the big jelly. I do like him though.

The newbies are unwatchable.

WheelyCote · 12/04/2019 20:59

Newbies are a but cringey.
Thinking of stopping watching.

Like made iin chelsea...its not the same anymore