Ach cats to infinity 
loving 'setting Georgia on you'. About as threatening as a mildly cross Sindy doll pouting at you though! 
I'm almost with you. I care not about the Grims, wailing squint cheese mouths, balloon faces, Fanny Cradock lip competitions, groomed chimps and faux big romances and exaggerated dramas.
The new ones have nowt to them. I've seen cress growing in eggcups be marginally more entertaining.
I used to secretly admire that folk used to be dolled up for filling the car up and the likes. They are now filling faces up so they look like dolls. It isn't quite the same thing.
Like you, I worry about those young girls having fillers for breakfast, lunch and tea. They will look like melted candles by the time they are 40 odd.
I might look like the quintessential pig in knickers and a knackered old pig at that, but my features are still in the same place they were 30 years ago.
Sadly towie feels less like a scripted reality show and more like a Twinkle storyline competition for 12 year olds.
Nurse Nancy will be cocking a right snook at the use of 'friendship group'
MIC is exactly the same. Silly storylines, misogyny dressed as bantz and romances that are equally baffling/fake/contrived.
I will probably still watch for a while yet, if only to empty my inner core of cow on this thread now and again. An overflow of that confuses my outer porker. There aint enough filler/concealer/botox in the world that can make that better.