TOWIE

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I've recorded last nights to watch later in the week but just wanted to see people's thoughts on the new series.

Found the last couple of series abit boring. The same people having the same arguments 😴

Wandering wether to stop watching.

Tommy doesn't seem in a good mood in the episodes in Thailand, he was very grumpy and a bit ruder with Georgia than even normally. He also said something interesting to Sam about Sam being the richest bloke he knows ... now I know Gatsby is supposed to have money but had we heard about Sam being wealthy before?

Daily fail: TOWIE's Chloe Sims, 36, CONFIRMS she's dating Dan Edgar, 28
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It started in tears and I'm pretty sure it is going to end in tears... and they won't be Dan's. Oh dear.

@PandaBlue
Well, there's no fool like a "36 years old" fool

I know I'm mean

Chloe Sims has always said she was holding out for a settled, more mature man as she has a daughter to think about and can't be doing with fooling about, she wants to settle. I can't get my head around Dan as a choice. He's much younger and took about a year to decide he wanted to date his last girlfriend!

It will last only a few episodes

So that came out today, conveniently giving it a day or two since the last episode? Ariiiight den.

deadwife I'm not worthy x

ciroc

Well, there's no fool like a 36 years old fool
I know I'm mean

Only 36??? My arse!

Meaner than you x

Just watched the second episode. Wondering who on earth is doing the make up. Pink eyeshadow is never a good look and looks like conjunctivitis. Chloe's sister wears a lot of make up on the beach. Still not sure why Diags and Chloe were blubbing. I can't remember any of the younger ones or what they said. Bobby's face, what has he done??

Am I missing something - I really don't get how Demi is so good looking that all the guys are fawning over her. Really??

Shelby/Clelia/pretty much most of the existing lot are better looking...

Not sure why Diags was crying either. Also not sure what the point is of all the TOWIE Juniors..

Also, the OUTFITS - why was Courtney wearing white fishnet tights on the beach?!?

Yes the fishnet tights warranted a second look on my part that's for sure !!! Demi is clearly going down the plastic route like her big sis !!! The long Cher type hair isn't doing much for her either. Clearly something else happened off camera that we didn't see re Chloe and Dan. He's desperate not to get stuck with Chloe but doesn't have the guts to say so 😳

If you think about it the new ones are doing exactly what the old ones started off doing, going down to Sugar Hut etc. It's the same format, just doesn't help they're all plastic already and lacking in personality. The nasty lip filler girl (another Chloe?) was really nasty to the Ella girl and very keen to make it clear she was (in her opinion) lying on camera. Way too camera aware to be entertaining.

So confused with this series. Diags and Chloe having a chat about possibly starting a relationship with Dan and all of a sudden both in floods of tears. It's the kind of thing you do when you're off your face drunk on a night out. Just weird.

Chloe and Dan - oddest couple ever.

Can't remember the last time I saw Chloe's eyes. And dear god she's an ugly crier.

It all seems so very fervid with Chlo. The one? Marriage? Destroying families? c'mon now.

And then the proclamation that 'they are going to give it a go'?

Is dating this hard? And so serious that it requires floods of tears from randoms? Why isn't Dan wailing? Oh wait. Forgot. He clearly isn't arsed...

Let's lighten the mood. go on Demi - sing your shoop shoop song...

Does he love me I wanna knooooooow.

No. No he doesn't.

Cue sobbing everywhere.

No time for that camera aware gobshoite either. Not so much breaking the 4th wall as jazzhanding it through the velvet curtains...

T Club 7 juniors are pointless fillers. Like there aint enough fillers in Towie already...

I had to laugh when the first Dan seemed to have heard about Chloes new found love for him was when Diags told him they'd both cried about it & how upset Joey was gonna be. He was new news to him. Poor Dan he doesn't half get himself into a tiz. If only he'd grow a pair & tell these girls how he really feels rather than just pushing his hair back & smiling at his own reflection.

I don’t see the appeal with Dan anyway he’s a wooden ken doll.

I really don't see the appeal in any of them tbh & I'm questioning myself for even watching it.

If I had to pick anyone it'd be Diags as he's the only one with a personality.

See I can't warm to Diags. He has frequently came across as a snide wonk.

Dan needs to let his facial hair run free and get back to the chimpy tea party. More on his level.

Seriously the tears between Chloe and Diaz

Insane !!!

She also needs to find better fitting clothes

As does new girl with silly hair Demi?

True dat. I'm sensing a theme.

@numbers 😂😂😂

Who told them that underboob was a good look? 🙈

How to forward through the newbie bits, so boring! Chloe really doesn't do pretty crying, her eyes disappeared!

I wonder if newbies will be kept on cos judging by this thread, fb and instagram comments and twitter absolutely no one likes the new young boring fake plastic lot.

So what happens when the Sims House of Representatives return? It seems like there's 2 separate shows.
I also just read Lauren Pope has deserted the sinking ship. In all honesty she was done for me when she bumped uglies with Jon Clarke. So long Popey. Don't let the door hit you on the way out - might rupture the butt implants