Jesus Bobby, grab your concealer back from Buddha. He's filling you with that much enlightenment your face can't cope.
All the work on folk. Shelby has even got her version of Petey's daily mail sad face puffed onto her coupon.
The boys all giving it large into the mirror. Aye Diags - you still smell of cheese.
Chlo and Dan the groomed chimp? What's left of Amber's nose will be put right out of joint. Still despite the raised eyebrows about it all, it aint a surprise. Groomed chimp? I can see why he;s drawn to Chlo. She's got lips like a baboon's arse now. Kissy kissy.
Diags is never going to get her is he??
Why is Joey funny with Dan?
New Amy and new Harry? Sigh. Not working. But she is better than that new Chloe. Nasty little mink that one.
The rest of the new ones? Yawny yawny. As for the queue jumping? Tut tut.
I'm so old. When I wor a lass we got told we'd chosen well if we got someone with their own hair and teeth. No bastard danger of that with that lot.
However, if I were bunged up I'd want Sam. You wouldn't be bunged up for long if you had a giant arsehole.
And the weeping for next week because folk are interfering Chlo? Karma. Just remember how you and your kin hounded Sam.