TOWIE

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I've recorded last nights to watch later in the week but just wanted to see people's thoughts on the new series.

Found the last couple of series abit boring. The same people having the same arguments 😴

Wandering wether to stop watching.

The newbies are watchable carol

If you deeply enjoy watching the progression of mould, single celled organisms trying to do magic tricks and bananas peeling themselves.

I sadly too find them unwatchable though.

I'm more of the feeling that I would prefer to watch a snake trying to clap.

Poor pretty Dan. He does get himself in a pickle. He and his five brain cells doing their best to let Chloe down gently and everyone still ends up analysing his behaviour, as if there's something deeper at play, when it's pretty clear that he's just not that into her. And her overly filled lips.

His mum's face was totally sceptical 'oh my handsome but not very bright son is at it again'

I was hoping Dan's mam was looking at him wondering how long it would take him to learn to clap. At least then I would be entertained.

I completely back Bob's petition. But darling boy. If it is your time to shine, it is also your time to deflate. You were a bonny lad bob.

Mama Grim needs to sort herself out too. The last time I saw lips like that they were attached to a monkey's rear end. And it is her time to wake up and smell the fear that is coming out of Dan coffee.

It was always going to end in tears. You can't see the tears because all that work means the tear ducts are now at the back of her neck. Now when she cries, the world just thinks she has a sweaty arse.

Gutsby and his Tdilf. I shuddered that much I thought I had flu.

Loving that Sambrows got pied. Or should that be furry pied?

Loving Georgia wanting everyone to be happy. Everyone or just everyone in the friendship group?

Why is faux cher Demi wearing what looks like plastic dungarees? Who needs wipe clean tits?

Chloe doesn't need to feel embarrassed about the Dan stuff. No way.

She needs to feel embarrassed that she's wrapping herself in multi coloured furry rugs and passing them off as jackets.

I wonder what next week's rumours are?

I'd love it if it involved crabs...

*Tdilf
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Dan doesn't want to go on a date because he can see Chloe at home without having to make any effort. I honestly think the woman that he finally falls in love with will be the one who turns him down and continues to turn him down. It's never happened to him.
Demi's dress sense is ...... unusual. Georgia's dress sense is also unusual.
The newbies are terrible. Please get rid. I'd rather have lockie and kady back and I can't stand either of them.

Good grief, Georgia looked like a melting head attached to a disco ball in that glittery number

So alas the great friend romance has finished

What a surprise

Bobby’s still looking weird. Like a chipmunk hamster

Demi is gay so why go on a date - sorry mate date

Poor Diaz - he didn’t know they had split up

Dans mum is a female version of him

We keep seeing parents

And Pmsl at the taxi driver mum of Chloe - and the the huge crush someone has onnher

And sending roses

It helps to say who they are too /from when two girls live in a house

As if a mum of 40 ish would go out with him. 24/25yr?

I like Dan even though he's a big jelly and I think he genuinely likes Chloe actually but she's not the kind of woman he thought he would end up with. I thought his Mum was nice about her.

I think it's run its course. The 6th form he said she said & whose shagging who just bores me now. My cat has more brains & personality than most of them.

Anyone know who's house it was that Sam and that girl called kelia or something were looking for eggs with the children? It was very grand. I was wondering if it was billie mucklow's football mansion?

It was a nice house. And lots of children - who did they belong to

I saw Dan Edgar in Chelmsford once, it was pretty easy to see why he makes women go a bit soppy. 😂

@Blondeshavemorefun I know Billie Mucklow has 2 children with Andy Carroll so was wondering if that's who the children belonged to.

Gorgeous house. Beautiful gardens. Stunning setting.

Ruined by a fish lipped wife.

Who acts like that? Bit Clapham grassy area.

Sambrow doing damage control then. I guess his maw told him to atone before a new hole was ripped.

The story for Gutsby and the tdilf is interesting. Shit. No. Wrong word. Improbable was what I was after. what is with the teeth mate?

Doddy new nose is making a big show of how good a mate she is. Before she goes and reconnects with Tam of the pumps. Watch the reruns at bedtime hen. You'll see what kind of caah you are giving the big ups to. Still shocking the way the farmlee treated Ferne. Still the same old deluded bint when it comes to relationships..

She's done all this Dan stuff before. Love and marriage talk in the space of a fortnight. With Ell. With Mario. Just not with you Diags eh?!

Though back then perhaps not so far down the 'procedures' road. And faux cher still had her own face.

And meanwhile Dan is dipping but it is ok because she KNOWS and she WALKED away.

Aye right.

Will they have Arg back now that the GC has kicked his considerable arse into touch?

5-1 that Mamagrims will have him in her sights and soon be- chopsing on about 'the one', 'when we're married' and 'love' by the middle of May.

Brace yourself Arg.

No point in telling her to brace. The bugger always looks as though she's grimacing for an impact 98% of the time anyway. It can't be smiling... can it?

I reckon Gemma and Arg have finished because they have a reality show coming up and it's fodder. I use the word reality loosely obviously.

Georgia

I have a problem with my skin

When I go out people are staring at me

Erm it’s not your skin. It’s your bad nose job. Still looks weird

Ooh Blondes, nasty but probably true!

@Blondeshavemorefun

That's really unkind ...... but SO true!

Just catching up, GOT distracted me. I know, I'm a traitor so have been channeling my inner bitch pacifically.

Every time I see Lego man I try to suss out where the attraction lies. Still don't get it. Unless tall daft and perennially indecisive are the only requirements for these daft bints.

Sambrow's lishp is becoming more prananshed. Couldn't help but notice when he said 'absholutely schmashed it' twice.

Why the need to trek to Harley Street to sort out spots? Won't a tube of something from Boots do? I do love how Tommy is with G though but it makes me all gooey and my inner bitch dissolves which is no good for this thread.

Enough of this philosophal conversation - cheers Chlo - who finally got her arse handed to her by her much put upon mates.

Amber T's put on some paands but hopefully will soon lose some 12 stone of vacant lacquered male.

Next week: lego Dan apologises profusely to more daft bints for being Lego Dan.

Pete Wickes does a great mean stare!

He does doesn't he? Rasputin comes to mind...

Lishps in Essex generally herald new comedy teefs. I'm waiting to be blinded by the light. Or Hollywood/geller gnashers. Bring it on Sambrow.

that new Chlo is haaaaaaaard work. Harder than P's stare.

And yes Pete, you were a 'hole to Amber. Your mate skeletor isn't the only one being dicked around by chimpy.

Harry's head vein? Last time I saw a vein like that it wasn't on that kind of head...

You wouldn't be insinuating he's a dickhead, I'm sure....