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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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Mightybanhammer · 21/11/2018 20:45

Mandolins âne orphan egg yolks make me nervous....

fourquenelles · 21/11/2018 20:45

Talking clock again. I wonder if Greggg's contract specifies the number of times he calls the time.

GrouchyKiwi · 21/11/2018 20:45

Private chef is like a robot. Everything is perfectly placed.

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 21/11/2018 20:46

Gavin's looks so pretty.

Halsall · 21/11/2018 20:46

mighty that's the one 🛀 🤵🏼

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fourquenelles · 21/11/2018 20:46

Gavin's looks amazing

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/11/2018 20:46

Usually 9-12 every morning Grouchy

Once when I got lost in woods it was nearly 4 and 1/2 hours before I found a landmark and borrowed a phone to ring Mr Schaden to come and get me. It was a long uphill walk to get home and I just couldn't do it.

(My own phone was, of course, conveniently on the kitchen bench)

whatashower · 21/11/2018 20:46

You are not meant to eat them Gregg 🙄
(Black plates)

ilovesooty · 21/11/2018 20:46

So pleased for Gavin.

Mightybanhammer · 21/11/2018 20:46

Big guy Gav has pulled it back

GrouchyKiwi · 21/11/2018 20:47

Sorry, Schaden, I missed that you'd pointed out Robot Dean already.

Hooray Gavin!

iklboo · 21/11/2018 20:47

Oh I could eat all of that. Apart from the chicken skin. Yes, I AM that weird.

Halsall · 21/11/2018 20:47

LOL squoosh

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MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 21/11/2018 20:47

Can you imagine coitus with the talking clock. Every thrust would be loudly announced and numbered.

Mightybanhammer · 21/11/2018 20:47

Carla's looks yummy

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/11/2018 20:48

Don't apologise Grouchy. It reassures me when people agree with me.

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 21/11/2018 20:48

iklboo chicken skin is one of the tastiest things in da world!

jay55 · 21/11/2018 20:48

I bet Gregg played whats the time mr wolf on his own at school.

Mightybanhammer · 21/11/2018 20:48

Oh :(. I do like my meat raaaare....

fourquenelles · 21/11/2018 20:49

Oh Carla. Sad

MrsTommyBanks · 21/11/2018 20:49

Well done Gav.

Poor Carla.

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 21/11/2018 20:49

Icy disappointment from Marcus there for Carla.

iklboo · 21/11/2018 20:49

Dean's passport photo

Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3
Mightybanhammer · 21/11/2018 20:49

Hmmmm ?

Pencilmuseum · 21/11/2018 20:49

Good work Gavin but not Carla.
pigeon offal croquette - not in a million years

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