Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

jay55 Yeah.

Can you imagine coitus with the talking clock.

I have to now! You've put the hideous image into my brain!!!!

(He's still got more sex appeal than the Talking Clock though - but so has a plate of offal, so that's no compliment)

Carla is getting a pasting - poor girl!

Alas Carla.

Chinny beard man is off home.

Taxi for the chin.

Poor fella

HAHAHAHAHAHA iklboo

iklboo

take it on the chin man hahahah

John Wayne Gacey up.

Can you imagine coitus with the talking clock. Every thrust would be loudly announced and numbered.

And he probably shouts 'GERTCHA' at the end.

Here we go murdering butler...

Oh dear - Beard chin man is dead in the water

Ha ha I knew it. He will go far.

Offs. I'm disappointed Dean will be back

Sorry, where's the magnifying glass? I can't seem to find the food on that plate. What's it supposed to feed, an ant?

Jesus he gets weirder the more I look at him

I'm not keen on the smug global traveller.

Robot's food looked beautiful but not appetising.

Served with Adele emotion?

Can I be approximately the 236 person to say, broccoli three-ways? WTAF.

Burnt bottom!!

And he probably shouts 'GERTCHA' at the end.

Sorry - re: previous post - I thought we were talking about the Robot Butler.

As you were.

Talking clock's missus probably get's woken up when he shout "GERTCHA". Gives her a chance to pull her nightie down and have a quick vomit into any handy receptacle.

what does the lobster claw taste like?

My DGM loved cockles

Soon-to-be-divorced Chris is probably through, what do we think?