Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

Carla's my fave from this lot.

1940s serial killer and man who looks like Victorian petty criminal unnerve me a bit.

I love Carla's accent. I don't like red wine and lamb either Marcus . Nods sagely.

One of the crap chefs redeems themselves, according to the trailer. I hope it's Gavin.

Hope I was convinced the wumman was going to shave off her finger-tips in the broccoli round.

*They sleep for 21 hours a day.8

Why did I not hear of these before I got working spaniels?

I am out THREE FUCKING HOURS every morning, and another hour on a night with these dogs. (I'll get a photo when I can get the three of them in one place together)

I should be fit enough to run up Everest carrying a sherpa, supplies for a fortnight, and two tents, and yet I am as fat as a horse and can barely lift my feet!

Fusion chefs never really succeed in this

Oops editing mistake. He will go through surely

Not just you Hope - after I took the top off my finger one drunken New Year, I have been very afraid of a mandolin slicer.

This chap's like a cross between Data from Star Trek and John Haigh, the Acid Bath Murderer. Only nowadays you'd do it with a sous vide.

this plastic butler looks weirder and weirder and has an obsession with royalty. Maybe born in the kitchen at Downton

I love spaniels really really the best dogs ( sorry everyone else with lovely dogs but spaniels are my big love)

I love border collies and if I ever win the lotto I'm going to get one. And more importantly a servant who can exercise them for 8 hours a day.

He is very creepy Pencil - I think he is a robot.

I rent a secure field for an hour so I can let them off lead. After 5 minutes zoomies they want to come home. Sorry Schaden. Laziest dogs in the world.

Oyster and mayo? Crikey.

Schaden I nearly fainted when you said you'd been out on a THREE HOUR dog walk. Lazy dogs are my jam.

I've took against the psycho

Acid bath butler?

tempura cockles from the meth-head?
dack and winegar Mohan

This chap's like a cross between Data from Star Trek and John Haigh, the Acid Bath Murderer.

I wonder if that's on his Tinder profile.

I do like duck. I hope Mohan's little parcels are delicious.

Of stop with the patronising Gregggggg

incognitosquoosh - you don't need a servant - just a flock of sheep and a field. Your collie will exercise itself.

This twat mentions his wee wife a lot doesn't he? I think he's sleeping on the landing at the moment.

Oooh Mohan. Sounds lovely.

Stop patronising smiley Mohan Gregg.

SHUT UP GREGG.