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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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MrsTommyBanks · 21/11/2018 20:33

fourquenelles oh my goodness. What a marvellous pack. Gorgeous.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/11/2018 20:33

Taxi for Gavin!

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 21/11/2018 20:34

He didn't make the brioche, Marcus.

Tsk.

fourquenelles · 21/11/2018 20:34

Grin Halsall. The Claw of Doom has struck again.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/11/2018 20:35

Looks a bit chucked together unfortunately

But I STILL want a fried egg sammich, even though I am not remotely hungry - just bloody greedy.

MrsTommyBanks · 21/11/2018 20:35

Ere we go.

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 21/11/2018 20:35

Four, please tell us you have a special pan just For dog wee

This thought did cross my mind too Grin

Mightybanhammer · 21/11/2018 20:35

Well even " professional ". Hers can stuff up occasionally.gives me confidence ( own harshest critic)

Mightybanhammer · 21/11/2018 20:35

Chefs !!!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/11/2018 20:36

Thank you Monica. A little oasis of kindness is a gregggg-filled sea of pomposity

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/11/2018 20:36

Fuckit!

Mixed me metaphors!

fourquenelles · 21/11/2018 20:36

Thanks all for the nice words about my boys. They are Spanish galgos. Ex hunters and thrown away when no longer fast enough. They sleep for 21 hours a day. just like me

GrouchyKiwi · 21/11/2018 20:36

A little bit of kitchen punning to get into the zone.

Yeasted cauliflower does not sound like something people should make.

Pencilmuseum · 21/11/2018 20:36

is he going to attack Gregg?
Halsall - is that claw one size fits all?

whatashower · 21/11/2018 20:36

four well yes they are obviously gorgeous, and beardless but...... HAVE THEY APPLIED TO REPLACE GREGG?

Why am I thinking of the Beverley Sisters? 😀

MrsTommyBanks · 21/11/2018 20:37

Cauli with thrush. Interesting.

Mightybanhammer · 21/11/2018 20:37

Yeast cauliflower and ....jus gras??

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/11/2018 20:37

Who is Plastic Man - I missed him at the start.

fourquenelles · 21/11/2018 20:38

whatashower they were deemed to be far too intelligent to replace the Grocer.

HopeAndJoy16 · 21/11/2018 20:38

Does anyone else wince when they watch chefs use a mandolin slicer thing?? Or is it just me?!

Mightybanhammer · 21/11/2018 20:38

The under butler from down ham abbey one

Wolfcub · 21/11/2018 20:38

He should have done the brocolli test

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/11/2018 20:38

I call John Wayne Gacy, smiley Mohan and I don't know.

Halsall · 21/11/2018 20:38

pencil, yes, S, M, L and XL. A perfect gift for the chef who has everything Grin

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Romcomjunkie · 21/11/2018 20:38

Jus Grant?

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