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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:43

Cauliflower steak again . . . . they are trying to Save the Planet.

Thank you Cauli Steak Men

Pencilmuseum · 27/11/2018 20:44

will is getting a bit overwhelmed. He will spontaneously combust in a sec.

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:44

Will reminds me of Billy Bunter unfortunately.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:45

Aubergine is filth even before it's pureed

GrouchyKiwi · 27/11/2018 20:45

Tara's dish looks pretty, even if it has rhubarb on it.

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:45

Agree so much schaden dis gus ting

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:45

I was thinking of the Dursley boy Grinchly (whoever you are)

lettingthedaysgoby · 27/11/2018 20:45

This is a strong elimination to be in (so the usual luck of the draw for the chefs, good ones will go), but half of them seem to have escaped from the sixth form General Studies cookery class...

Shirleyphallus · 27/11/2018 20:45

Anyone who plates up only using half the plate deserves to be ejected immediately

whatashower · 27/11/2018 20:45

Well, glass - my ass.

Wolfcub · 27/11/2018 20:46

I do not want to eat cured heart

GrouchyKiwi · 27/11/2018 20:46

I bloody love aubergine. It's one of my favourite things, especially aubergine chips with honey. Sooooo good.

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:46

Loose sauce. Oh dear.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:47

Oooh! This looks pretty!

Wolfcub · 27/11/2018 20:47

What the Fuck is this neon monstrosity

Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:47

Goldblum's plate looks pretty but I'm not sure I'd want to eat it.

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Pencilmuseum · 27/11/2018 20:47

pretty colours Ross

GrouchyKiwi · 27/11/2018 20:47

Ciao Sea Ross.

RomaineCalm · 27/11/2018 20:47

Can't decide whether Ross's dish is beautiful or whether it looks like someone butchered Mr Blobby.

fourquenelles · 27/11/2018 20:48

Bye bye Ross

Shirleyphallus · 27/11/2018 20:48

I didn’t realise you actually ate cuttlefish

I thought it just washed up on the beach and went in parrots cages

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:48

What a shame - you menopausal cougars are going to lose you're eye candy.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:48

That looks fucking horrible!

Wolfcub · 27/11/2018 20:49

This is two dishes barbie boy, not one

Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:49

Ken Doll, where's your pipe?

Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3
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