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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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whatashower · 27/11/2018 20:38

grouchy well exactly, and despite his smug explanation.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:38

Cuttlefish spaghetti! Our budgie would have loved that.

RIP Grumpy - we still miss you.

Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:39

Cuttlefish.........is he a budgie?

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MrsTommyBanks · 27/11/2018 20:39

Gone right of Ross.

whatashower · 27/11/2018 20:39

I am expecting that potato to be completely SEETHROUGH now, it better be.

Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:39

Schaden LOL

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fourquenelles · 27/11/2018 20:39

I loooooove Jeff Goldblum. He was so hot in Earth Girls are Easy and has improved over time.

Pencilmuseum · 27/11/2018 20:39

Ken Doll is secretly (or openly) posh and rich

Wolfcub · 27/11/2018 20:40

Pencil are you Monica. If you are I luffs you muchly

fourquenelles · 27/11/2018 20:40

George Ezra's menu sounds good

GrouchyKiwi · 27/11/2018 20:40

Real Jeff Goldblum is all kinds of wonderful. He's older than my Dad and yet I would.

No, Sea Ross. No no no.

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:40

Knitting pattern man - stick to the roll neck fair isle son. But he won't and it will be great and Mon fancies him so....

MrsTommyBanks · 27/11/2018 20:40

I feel a tad disturbed.

Shirleyphallus · 27/11/2018 20:40

YOURE 23 KENDOLL

You haven’t magically understood the secret of life and cookery in your few short years

Wonder if we will see him being picked up in a Barbie truck later

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:40

I think so too, Pencil

Daddy's bunny has got him to the giddy heights he has reached today

jay55 · 27/11/2018 20:40

Ken doll won't entertain Greggggg's inanity for a moment.

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:41

Come on Tara!!!

Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:41

fourq did you see him on Graham Norton a while ago? So funny

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:41

*munny, not bunny

(That'll teach me to try "fun" spellings)

I think Greggg's after his next wife.

MrsTommyBanks · 27/11/2018 20:41

Even more so Gregg is excited.

TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 27/11/2018 20:41

That squid looks like the baby alien in Men in Black.

Pencilmuseum · 27/11/2018 20:41

no I am not Mon. would that I could cook like her.

fourquenelles · 27/11/2018 20:42

No Halsall but I'll YouTube after this.

Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:42

That's the best food Dave has ever cooked????

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Pencilmuseum · 27/11/2018 20:43

tasteless chicken Dave? Why?

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