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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:49

Precise and pretty chef - did you see how he fluttered at GREGGG'S compliment?

Pull yourself together you silly boy!

whatashower · 27/11/2018 20:49

Think Scotland is running behind again increases frantic pedalling

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:49

Kendoll knitting pattern man- knew he'd do well. Oh dear. I do not like him.

GrouchyKiwi · 27/11/2018 20:49

I think it looks delicious and I want to try it.

fourquenelles · 27/11/2018 20:49

post menopausal I'll thank you Schaden

The flesh is weak but the spirit is willing

RomaineCalm · 27/11/2018 20:49

menopausal cougars

I quite like that as a description.

Shirleyphallus · 27/11/2018 20:49

How did the chefs share that one oyster?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:50

Is that Anton du Beke on that knitting pattern Halsall?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:50

Romaine

Grin
Wolfcub · 27/11/2018 20:51

Mango and rhubarb no. Do not ruin lovely Yorkshire produce

Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:51

Haha, I don't think it is, Schaden, but you never know Grin

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whatashower · 27/11/2018 20:51

Most of these would go through and triumph compared to last weeks lot. I guess they dont know how it will pan out on the day though.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:51

They drew straws Shirley

The loser just had to hawk into a half-shell.

Pencilmuseum · 27/11/2018 20:51

Monica has already given her phone number to Ken.
She wants knitting advice.
why did Tara swerve hair & make-up?

Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:52

Yes, whata, last week was a really duff batch.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:52

I wish Gregggg was in another dimension - or even hemisphere. I would settle for that.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:53

The herbaceous border is out again.

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:53

There's something.... forlorn about those chicken bone things with a ball on the end

jay55 · 27/11/2018 20:53

Baa that lamb is kicking

fourquenelles · 27/11/2018 20:54

Ross out
Will out
Chef Patron out

Place your bets.

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:54

Baaaa baaa ( twitch)

whatashower · 27/11/2018 20:54

Bye bye Dudley Dursley

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:54

I love it when Marcus and Monica just look at the floor when Gregg is rabbiting on - they are ashamed of him.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:55

DUDLEY Dursley!

I could NOT remember the forename - thank youshower

jay55 · 27/11/2018 20:55

No Weasleys tonight, knew something was missing.