Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

[Halsall]

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

Mystery solved...

Imagine the horror- the judges sample the dishes cold. Apparently.

Glares sternly at Grinchly while trying to work out who they were pre-NC

I never want to hear the word Plump ever again.

Will looks like he spends a lot of time in clapham (pronounced Claaaam) drinking pints with the lads, partaking in BANTER and watching the rugger

He's pleased with Greggg's comment.

He has lost my respect.

enough with the nan

I can’t read and watch at the same time, plus am slightly behind, but smouldering Ross from Cornwall - are we calling him Poldark? (Apologies if someone has already said this - I’m on page 25).

Boak cold cooked oyster no Grinchly

Everyone else looking forward to this next bit now?

Or Moist, Grouchy

Those words are forever soiled for me.

I'm expecting this to be a good round. There were any big cock ups.

Ken Doll/Knitting Pattern Man didn't get that tan in Mayfair.

Poldark will do ExtraImmature

BUT I CALLED DIBS FIRST!!!!

Ross has an air of a plump Jeff Goldblum about him....

We can if you like Cheddar - it looks as though he will be around long enough to merit a nickname and he IS rather nice

It's already opaque, old son. Do you mean translucent/parent, since it's a GLASS potato?

Why is sexy eyes cooking tentacles nooo almost nothing is less sexy

Nope gone off him. Cuttlefish and a maniacal laugh

may be a bit slower now. my hand surgeon has just been in touch to tell me not to type too quickly. but a jel and jelly on one plate?

Don't lick your lips at me Young Man.

Jeff Goldblum measuring out a few grams of cocaine there

Jeff Goldblum is a FOX. The real one, I mean. He's just so charming.

That nervous laugh - you can have him

Cuttlefish spaghetti. Mmmmm