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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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whatashower · 27/11/2018 20:19

Getting excited, could be a stronger round this week.

Ooh shucking.

ilovesooty · 27/11/2018 20:19

Oh yes. Just as easy as the pasta. Not.

Wolfcub · 27/11/2018 20:19

So we’re back to two uneven tests again the.

jay55 · 27/11/2018 20:19

I do love oysters but I do not like them messed with.

Footle · 27/11/2018 20:20

Parent not patent dammit

ilovesooty · 27/11/2018 20:20

I hate oysters.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:20

Halsall - me an' all! Stick them both on a radiator and she which melts first!

Grouchy - new babies are adorable! Good choice of name.

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:20

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Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:20

Oysters! Eurgh Envy

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Pencilmuseum · 27/11/2018 20:20

Gregg and his "slippery". uggh
has anyone found out what is wrong with Mon's arm?

fourquenelles · 27/11/2018 20:20

Hello Sean babe.You sound smokey tonight.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:21

I have never eaten an oyster. I think it's very unkind, eating them alive.

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:21

The words were moist and succulent if you are wondering....

Pencilmuseum · 27/11/2018 20:21

what is the point of Gregg. That is green. well done Gregg.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:21

Ah! these will be burned to death.

OH FFS! SHUTTUP - GREGGGG!

RomaineCalm · 27/11/2018 20:22

Urgh! Hate the idea of oysters. Warm snot.

And yes, another uneven skills test.

MrsTommyBanks · 27/11/2018 20:23

I love oysters.

Wolfcub · 27/11/2018 20:23

Another not keen on the idea of oysters here

lettingthedaysgoby · 27/11/2018 20:23

Those splinty things are often for RSI, perhaps Mon's been chopping over enthusiastically...

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:23

The point of Gregggg is to make every woman who gets pissed off with her other half, grateful that at least she isn't stuck with that gobby speaking clock!

GrouchyKiwi · 27/11/2018 20:23

Chipping Norton is such a fantastic place name. Chipping Sodbury is better, of course.

I like oysters.

Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:23

Dave's not had time to get half his head shaved again since the VT.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:23

I already feel sorry for this poor bugger.

I hope he manages a decent effort.

whatashower · 27/11/2018 20:24

Aaargh cant watch the oyster opening lol

Shirleyphallus · 27/11/2018 20:24

I predict some plasters required during this challenge