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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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fourquenelles · 27/11/2018 20:14

Envy Envy Envy

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:14

I like she clearly doesn't give a toss what Greggggg said.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:15

Good for her (we had a bull terrier called Tara - she was lovely)

She'd better watch Gregggg - if she has a Twitter account he'll whip her off and marry her if she's not careful .. . . .

Shirleyphallus · 27/11/2018 20:15

Ken doll has arrived to challenge the Chucky doll

ilovesooty · 27/11/2018 20:15

Smug git.

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:15

Mayfair chef. = knitting pattern model

MrsTommyBanks · 27/11/2018 20:15

Greggs penis making another appearance...

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:15

Was that an octopus or the contents of Gregggg's stomach?

This lad is a PRICK!

Footle · 27/11/2018 20:16

Does Matthew share a patent with Prince William?

jay55 · 27/11/2018 20:16

This child has a bit of a Ken doll haircut and look

Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:16

Monica likes this eye-candy

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Pencilmuseum · 27/11/2018 20:16

he's only 23 you know

whatashower · 27/11/2018 20:16

To be fair, Monica was pretty adoring of Tara as well.
They are very youthful tonight!

GrouchyKiwi · 27/11/2018 20:16

I'm crying. With horror, mostly.

I like this chef too. He seems calm and in control.

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:16

I don't like KPM AT ALL

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:17

I loathe Gregggg particularly when he turns and nods approvingly - wanker!

fourquenelles · 27/11/2018 20:17

At least this lad seems to take pride in his cookery

Pencilmuseum · 27/11/2018 20:18

God Marcus is this another of your unacknowledged siblings?

Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:18

I cannot WAIT to see a cook-off between Ken Doll and Chucky Doll now

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Shirleyphallus · 27/11/2018 20:18

“I hope it tastes as good as you work”

Errrrrr.... not a phrase Marcus babes

GrouchyKiwi · 27/11/2018 20:18

My new niece - born two weeks ago - is called Tara and she is adorable. So that chef is my favourite.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:18

Don't even pretend to care what Greggg thinks if you want to retain our respect.

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:18

True F Q but he is a bit of an arse wouldn't you say.

Pencilmuseum · 27/11/2018 20:18

Fail Ken Fail

Joinourclub · 27/11/2018 20:18

The confidence of this guy! So self composed.

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