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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:24

This is so not fair. I hope he does better in next round.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:24

Marcus looks approving of the sourdough.

MrsTommyBanks · 27/11/2018 20:24

OYSTERS MUST BE RAW

Pencilmuseum · 27/11/2018 20:25

still hoping for a dramatic shucking injury ...

ilovesooty · 27/11/2018 20:25

Poor Dave.

jay55 · 27/11/2018 20:25

I spent my first three years in Chipping Sodbury.

RomaineCalm · 27/11/2018 20:25

Can't find any reference to Monica's arm but did find a story about her chopping her thumb off...

www.digitalspy.com/tv/the-one-show/news/a871041/the-one-show-gruesome-pre-watershed-monica-galetti-chops-off-thumb-story/

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:25

It isn't fair is it Grinchly?

Magic recipes that no-one knows how they're done and he's expected to intuit how to do it.

Wolfcub · 27/11/2018 20:25

Stop talking Dave - so obviously trying to get his own tv show

fourquenelles · 27/11/2018 20:26

Not a bad effort Dave

Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:26

O god. There's surely only one thing worse than a raw oyster, and that's a half-raw oyster.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:26

"Washed out all the flavours" . . . and the SAND Monica.

And the SAND!!!!

GrouchyKiwi · 27/11/2018 20:27

I love that story, Romaine.

ilovesooty · 27/11/2018 20:27

Ooh. Foraging.

fourquenelles · 27/11/2018 20:27

Stern beardy chef. He should know his oysters

whatashower · 27/11/2018 20:27

Dave's a nice honest chap though, isnt he - quite frank about that experience.

Shirleyphallus · 27/11/2018 20:27

This guy looks like a French Jeff Goldblume

jay55 · 27/11/2018 20:27

I had fried oysters at a Gordon Ramsay restaurant and they were gorgeous, only time I've liked a cooked oyster. But I prefer raw.

A bloody injury would be great.

Wolfcub · 27/11/2018 20:27

Perhaps he should have just washed the oyster down the drain and served the crumb making at least 75% of us happy

Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:28

Ross should know the ins and outs of an oyster.

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Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:28

That's a hell of a lot of bread crumbs surely...

MrsTommyBanks · 27/11/2018 20:28

Look on hello Ross

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:28

That's a man who knows how to fill a hanky!

Shirleyphallus · 27/11/2018 20:28

I wish I could work with oysters. I fucking hate my own colleagues.

whatashower · 27/11/2018 20:29

shirley 🤣

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