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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:10

Max strikes me as a wing and a prayer kinda guy. May be wrong...

fourquenelles · 27/11/2018 20:10

You would know what Gregggg's testicles look like how Shirley ?

Shirleyphallus · 27/11/2018 20:10

Raviolo is the singular but you sound like a prat if you say that when you're not Italian.

Absolutely. Just like those fucking idiots who pronounce Moet with a hard T. Yes it’s correct. Yes you still sound like an arse.

Pencilmuseum · 27/11/2018 20:10

Shirley how do you know about Gregg's testes?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:10

Those sloppy saggy pasta parcels look like Gregg’s testicles

I hope you're guessing Shirley . . . but if anyone should know, you should Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 27/11/2018 20:11

You know far too much about Gregg's body, Shirley.

whatashower · 27/11/2018 20:11

shirley yep, raviolo, my sole consulting company is called Raviolo because I am obviously quite pretentious

Shirleyphallus · 27/11/2018 20:11

I WOULD IMAGINE that’s what they look like

Wolfcub · 27/11/2018 20:11

Evening all. Slightly late to the party

GrouchyKiwi · 27/11/2018 20:11

This chef looks so young.

whatashower · 27/11/2018 20:11

😀

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:12

Aww I,like the wee lass. Hope she doesn't screw up.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:12

Shirley knows Gregggggg from the gym . . . .

(It was you who salivated over his surprisingly muscular thighs, wasn't it Shirl? Hmm)

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Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:12

Shirley, did his teeny-tiny shorts ride up a bit when he was on the treadmill and you glimpsed his pasta parcels? Say it ain't so! Grin

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MrsTommyBanks · 27/11/2018 20:13

Ta much lovelies.

whatashower · 27/11/2018 20:13

Ooh, she sounds so on it. Good stuff.

Footle · 27/11/2018 20:13

I like Tara

Shirleyphallus · 27/11/2018 20:13

It was you who salivated over his surprisingly muscular thighs, wasn't it Shirl

It was actually his calves and I’m not afraid to say they were pleasantly muscular and not at all cottage cheese like as you’d expect

jay55 · 27/11/2018 20:13

That looks alright

Shirleyphallus · 27/11/2018 20:14

Shirley, did his teeny-tiny shorts ride up a bit when he was on the treadmill and you glimpsed his pasta parcels? Say it ain't so!

Would it be inappropriate to say I glimpsed his sausagemeat?

RomaineCalm · 27/11/2018 20:14

She seems very good. I think they like her.

Shirleyphallus · 27/11/2018 20:14

Ps, yay young lady chef! Go on gal!

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Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:14

Time for another FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGGGG, I feel.

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Pencilmuseum · 27/11/2018 20:14

she is young enough for Marcus. See him twinkle

MrsTommyBanks · 27/11/2018 20:14

I won't attend if not fit for duty fourqes