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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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RomaineCalm · 27/11/2018 20:05

Can you have raviolis? Surely ravioli is already plural?

ilovesooty · 27/11/2018 20:06

More beards.

fourquenelles · 27/11/2018 20:06

Kiss of death "Chef Patron"

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:06

Ooooh! My neck of the woods!

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:06

oMG silence of the lambsShockShockShock

Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:06

Max casually sawing up some roadkill there Shock

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Pencilmuseum · 27/11/2018 20:06

jeez Max is a bit cool carving up a small mammal in the kitchen isn't he?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:06

Kiss of death "Chef Patron"

I thought that four

whatashower · 27/11/2018 20:07

Aw MrsTommyBanks get well soon 💐

Clearly I am not putting enough alcohol in my sauces! Did you SEE now much Marcus glugged in?

Ooh is that a beard, how novel 🙄

Shirleyphallus · 27/11/2018 20:07

Can you have raviolis? Surely ravioli is already plural?

Pretty sure the singular is raviolo. Just like panino is singular and panini is plural.

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:07

So someone will also stuff a brick of unrolled pasta thru thé machine as well....

Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:08

Sorry you're not well, MrsTommy

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ilovesooty · 27/11/2018 20:08

I don't think the tomato is going to work.

Grinchly · 27/11/2018 20:08

Yep predictable disaster with the pasta
A pasta disastah

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:08

Keep your germs away from me MrsTommy - I'm inflicting Christmas cheer on schoolchildren next week and don't want hem all ill for the holiday

whatashower · 27/11/2018 20:08

Monica not happy, but didnt spot why? bad pasta making?

fourquenelles · 27/11/2018 20:09

SHUT THE FUCK UP GREGGGG YOU COMPLETE WANKER

Ah that's better.

Shirleyphallus · 27/11/2018 20:09

Those sloppy saggy pasta parcels look like Gregg’s testicles

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:09

I don't think he's going to need to close his restaurant for long . . . .

GrouchyKiwi · 27/11/2018 20:09

Raviolo is the singular but you sound like a prat if you say that when you're not Italian. Grin

I would not like to eat in this dude's restaurant.

Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:09

I'll just whisper ...........

.............the claw (and Chef-Patron)

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Pencilmuseum · 27/11/2018 20:09

perfect ball Max? I don't think so

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/11/2018 20:09

Shuttup! Like you could do better Greggg.

RomaineCalm · 27/11/2018 20:10

Shirley Noooooooooooooo! EnvyEnvyEnvy

That's a picture I never want to imagine

Halsall · 27/11/2018 20:10

Bah! The Claw cursed my italics Angry

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