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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:54

He likes his apple doesn't he.

Halsall · 22/11/2018 20:54

Would you want a big curl of raw apple - compressed or not - plonked on top of a choc mousse? Don't think I would

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jay55 · 22/11/2018 20:54

Do apples need compressing?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:55

Looks like William has redeemed himself - I thought Grace was going to have an orgasm really enjoying it.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2018 20:55

Id chuck the apple and smear that chocolate all Over jay then lick it off.

fourquenelles · 22/11/2018 20:55

jay55 only to make cider, only to make cider Sad

Pencilmuseum · 22/11/2018 20:56

I was hope Haile would wear his ceremonial jacket and medals for service.

TheDogsMother · 22/11/2018 20:56

Good dessert William

Halsall · 22/11/2018 20:56

How DO you compress an apple?

(I know, I know - put a heavy weight on it 🤣🤣)

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:57

I think they want a reason to keep Mohan . . they're struggling to find justification.

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 22/11/2018 20:57

Are things going to get a bit fractious between OhWhatFuckery and fourq, both jostling to lick food off Jay?

fourquenelles · 22/11/2018 20:57

Oooo Jay and a bit of sploshing. Now there's a thought OhWhat [evil emoji]

TheDogsMother · 22/11/2018 20:57

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow That would take a lot of mousse to cover Jay Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2018 20:57

Gavin to leave. Sad

Halsall · 22/11/2018 20:57

Gavin - out.

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whatashower · 22/11/2018 20:57

Yay a well received dish.

To be contrary re Grace, could it be that she is actually off the sauce but has lost weight too quickly?, - thought her complexion fresh and she seems chipper

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 22/11/2018 20:58

I liked Gavin too.

Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:58

Yep. It dragged a bit tonight didn't it.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:58

Knew it - what a shame.

William's smile was terrifying.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2018 20:59

Yes Halsall, do they have a special squashing machine for apples and cucumber?

Joinourclub · 22/11/2018 20:59

Not a stellar night

Halsall · 22/11/2018 20:59

OH GOD WILL THIS NEVER END

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:59

That would take a lot of mousse to cover Jay

That is the great joy of Jay Dogs

Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:59

This trailer for next week looks more like it

Pencilmuseum · 22/11/2018 20:59

Looks like a more attractive bunch next week.