Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

[Halsall]

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

It has Halsall. See you next week.

Same time next week ?

Thank God!

It's over, and w're all alive to tell the tale.

I think I love Mohan.

I will treat myself gently over the weekend to recover, and will see you all on Tuesday.

Hopefully Gregggg will break both his legs and will be in traction in hospital and won't be with us.

Maybe just enough mousse Dogs for (ahem) judicious application.
Right tiny wummman and more dodgy footballers haircuts next week. Have a good weekend all!

WAIT...JAY IS CLAIRES SON?!

Omg I never knew.

Gianina was a million miles better than Mohan. His ice cream didn’t set, whereas hers was perfect (just not quite vanilla-y enough). Marcus is being strangely delighted by Mohan and gave Monica evils for daring to criticise slightly. I am cross with Marcus for his inexplicable Mohan-love.

Thanks all. I'm still reeling from the Claire/JAY thing. But wish you all a good weekend and look forward to Tuesday

Claire and Jay.....

I am cross with Marcus for his inexplicable Mohan-love

I've noticed this Love-That-Dare-Not-Speak-Its-name, too, Cheddar. He was struggling to find justification to keep him in, for whatever reason. It would have choked him to have not put him through.

Personally I thought Mohan was lovely and smiley, but his food looked unattractive, no matter how nice it tasted. I would have kept Gavin over Mohan.

Maxim and Giannina were robbed! They both had an unfortunate round - but sadly that's the way it goes.

Just caught up. Disappointed that Maxim had a bad round and John Wayne Gacey is through.

My life has become so unbelievably exciting that I am
now a whole week behind the rest of you.

Thank you guys so much for this thread

I shan’t bother watching on catch up - although worryingly intrigued by the flobby phallus - but no

Grace has gorn vegan or flexi vegan or whatever it’s called and as iklboo said they are quaffing the vino for hours during filming so no wonder she’s sloshed, she’s only about 7 stone so a glass would tip her over into proper shitfaced I imagine

is Mohan Marcus's brother from another mother?

Interesting theory, Pencil, I like it! He's definitely got a suspiciously soft spot for Mohan.....

For MrsTommy - behold the family resemblance

I think Marcus could do with heading to the barbers. He'd look so much better with a haircut and a beard trim.

He would hate him then Pencil - he would be a blazing fury of jealous loathing in case Mohan got more famous than him. . . unless, of course, he's grooming him for stardom in place of the Gurning Grocer.

Then they could tumble Gregggg into a wagonload of mangel wurzels and deport him to Uzbeckistan in the rat-infested* hold of a tramp steamer!

Actually - the more I think of that, the more plausible it sounds - it would solve all of our problems.

MrsTommy - that "special little package" you gave me - would it (say) knock out a twatty grocer long enough to push him into a wurzel heap? Asking for a friend. ]grin]

*rough on the rats, but y'know - vermin have a hard life anyway.

*, not ]grin]

I’m just watching last night. I’m not reading along because I won’t be able to resist reading ahead but I will catch up later

Schaden yes it would.
Halsall how did I not know?

I got the tickets to War of the Worlds tho, so that is something at least.

What are you calling the Tailor's Dummy chef?

MrsTommy

Footle - he is in many ways so bland and ubiquitous it has been difficult. Your Tailor's Dummy description is a good one - someone else pointed out that he had painted on Action Man hair - another person noticed he was like the offspring of Chucky and I can't-remember-who/what-else - shop mannequin - Ken Doll - robots were mentioned, and also plastic and butlers (he is very fond of royalty).

I've settled for Plastic Robot Butler, but It is a bit of mouthful. Maybe I'll shorten it to PRB - but I'm open to offers. He is incredibly creeeeeeeeeepy.

(It doesn't help that he decorates his food with what appear to be cockroaches . . .)

Oh - forgot Acid Bath Killer and Miss Trunchbull . . . .

He's like Secret Squirrel - he's in many places he's a squirrel man of many face . . .

My Hairdresser's sister is married to Hay Rayner's brother. She says he is not very nice and the whole family are enormous. I just thought I would share this with you

Jay Rayner not Hay